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Hey.. at least she didn't tell you one day that you were her whole world.. She couldn't live without you.. she'd kill herself if anything should happen to your relationship.. Then 2 weeks later, dump you for your roomate..
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At least she didn't ask you to marry her.. then one day decide to move to Washington without telling you until she asks you to drive her to the train station, wondering why all of her stuff is being put in your car.. THEN get there, not call you for two weeks.. THEN come back (without telling you) and become an adult model (can be seen in hustler gold)/Porn actress.. (look for Bunny Luv)..
oh no.. this didn't happen to me.. (yes it did.. i'm in denial)..
oh yeah.. at least you didn't walk in on your VERY FIRST GIRLFRIEND having sex with another woman (BEFORE YOU AND HER EVEN HAD SEX).. hmmm..
I sure know how to pick 'em eh??
I wonder what the next one is going to be??
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