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Here is my version,
Since their version is so full of BO, BS and other things that aren't said in polite company.
In George W. Bush's first 100 days in office, he WISELY refused to sign the Kyoto Protocol and put forth a policy favoring increased exploration for fossil fuels and rapid construction of new power plants, which included exploring conservation and sustainable power generation. Actions like these, put out so early in his administration, set the tone for eight environmentally SOUND and Conservative years. Remember, CONSERVATISM mean Being Planet Friendly.
As you may be the next President (NOT MINE as you are a Piece of ****), I am writing to DEMAND you to DO As as I and the Majority of Real Americans want and accomplish the following during your first 100 days in office:
1. Introduce legislation to Drill in ANWR where we have Decades of Crude the Russians are going to take from US, Drill off of Florida, Cuba and China already are, and they'll just say F-OFF if they spill a bunch of oil!
2. Commit to creating new incentives to unleash energy resources we already HAVE and explore new technologies for new and different energy sources. Just don't be so stupid and forget things like HYDROELECTRIC plants even on smaller rivers is FREE and NON Polluting Energy once the damn dam is built.
3. Invest in getting cities to TIME the F'ING Traffic lights so traffic doesn't get backed up causing unnecessary idling, brake wear, accidents and needless re-acceleration after stopping at EACH BLOCK!
4. Support alliances of industry, and the Financial sectors for Advice, The USA really did start dwindling when Woody Wilson and other idiots (FDR) started consulting College Professors (Teachers teach because they CANNOT ACTUALLY DO) on how to run Business or Finances.
5. Take on the fact that our Fisheries need incentives NOT more stifling regulations to breed more fish. We don't have ENDANGERED COWS, Make money on a raising an animal, and we won't have them "endangered"
6. Eliminate Illegal Aliens! Start MASSIVE deportation, Force ABLE Bodied WELFARE Sponges to take the jobs that the Illegals had been doing.
Make TAXPAYERS out of TAX SPONGES!
By accomplishing these 6 tasks, you will be setting the stage for a TAXPAYER protective administration, and taking the first steps toward undoing the damage the past 80 years have caused. I urge you to implement this To-Do List within your first 100 days in office.
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