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Old 08-28-2001, 10:14 AM   #1
chrissy
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One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly
came upon a large raging, violent river. They
needed to get to the other side, but had no idea
of how to do so. The first man prayed to God,
saying,

"Please God, give me the strength to cross this
legs, and he was able to swim across the river in
about two hours, after almost drowning a couple
of times.

Seeing this, the second man prayed to God,
saying, "Please God, give me the strength ..and
the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave
him a rowboat and he was able to row across the
river in about an hour, after almost capsizing
the boat a couple of times.

The third man had seen how this worked out for
the other two, so he also prayed to God saying,
"Please God, give me the strength and the
tools...and the intelligence... to cross this
river." And poof! God turned him into a woman.
She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of
hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.
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