I'm trying to put together a collage of all those free weather channel portraits (I have a free wall in my apartment). The idea is to get 9, frame them, and have all the dedications say something wacky. I have somewhat mundane ones, like "Dear Michael, Go get 'em, dogg", and "I hope the rodeo career works out". Well, goddamn you, Christina, you must think your poots don't stink or something, but I SPECIFICALLY asked you to write "Good luck at clown college", not "Good luck at college"! Thanks for ruining the entire project, you stupid woman!!
