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sbp · 10-21-2000, 04:41 AM

Big Blue Mouse Balls
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greatly taken out of context quotes ripped from here:

http://www.ccl.kuleuven.ac.be/~luc/n...ouseballs.html

"If a mouse fails to operate, or should perform erratically, it may be in need of ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should be attempted by trained personnel only." If a mouse doesn't adequately perform sexually (if at all) check to see if its balls need replacement. That'll teach the little rodent to try harder in the future!

But remember you have to be trained to replace those mouse balls since its naturally a delicate prodedure.

"Before ordering,determine type of mouse balls required by examining the underside of each mouse." What a task to look forward to (not). Any women here want to do this unevitable task? You know you want to.

"Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls." Well of course our mice have balls that are bigger and stronger that are full of that hot love females luv than the small, puny balls foreign mice have.

"Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method and domestic balls replaced using the twist-off method."

"Mouse balls are not usually sensitive, however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge." Better have the wipes handy.

"Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately." For shame for shame. Not even time to heal. These lust hungry females just won't give us males time to rest.

"It is recommended that each servicer have a pair of balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary functional items." Well of course a pair of balls is needed for optimum customer satisfaction.

But beware someone around you may get jealous and steal them. Thats what happened to poor hapoo.

Here are the part numbers for balls: Remember get the right balls for your mouse.
P/N33F846Z -- DOMESTIC MOUSE BALLS
P/N33F8461 -- FOREIGN MOUSE BALLS

Keep on humpin'!

uNF uNF uNF!

10-21-2000, 04:41 AM	#3
sbp Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 11,037	Big Blue Mouse Balls (author unknown) greatly taken out of context quotes ripped from here: http://www.ccl.kuleuven.ac.be/~luc/n...ouseballs.html "If a mouse fails to operate, or should perform erratically, it may be in need of ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should be attempted by trained personnel only." If a mouse doesn't adequately perform sexually (if at all) check to see if its balls need replacement. That'll teach the little rodent to try harder in the future! But remember you have to be trained to replace those mouse balls since its naturally a delicate prodedure. "Before ordering,determine type of mouse balls required by examining the underside of each mouse." What a task to look forward to (not). Any women here want to do this unevitable task? You know you want to. "Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls." Well of course our mice have balls that are bigger and stronger that are full of that hot love females luv than the small, puny balls foreign mice have. "Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method and domestic balls replaced using the twist-off method." "Mouse balls are not usually sensitive, however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge." Better have the wipes handy. "Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately." For shame for shame. Not even time to heal. These lust hungry females just won't give us males time to rest. "It is recommended that each servicer have a pair of balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary functional items." Well of course a pair of balls is needed for optimum customer satisfaction. But beware someone around you may get jealous and steal them. Thats what happened to poor hapoo. Here are the part numbers for balls: Remember get the right balls for your mouse. P/N33F846Z -- DOMESTIC MOUSE BALLS P/N33F8461 -- FOREIGN MOUSE BALLS Keep on humpin'! uNF uNF uNF!