So I was reading
Savage Love this week (and I warn you, if you're overly sensitive to profanity or talk about premarital sex, dont' click the link), and it's all things that women wish they knew when they were 15. Along the same lines, if you could go back, Marty McFly style, and tell yourself a few quick tidbits about love and sex, what would you say?
My conversation with myself would include the following:
1. Yes, go with your gut and pass on the first girl that offered. It'll help you land the second one...and she's way better anyway.
2. Women are insane. In their twenties, they'll be able to hide it for a few months, but as teenagers they haven't developed this skill, and their insanity will break through within the first few weeks.
3. Just because a girl wants to have sex with you, she's not a slut.
4. If you're ever offered casual sex with a friend, consider this: Yes, it may make for an awkward friendship, but after a few years, you'll realize that you're not friends with her anymore AND you didn't have sex with her. That's gonna suck.
5. When your friend dates a woman that is absolutely terrible for him, and she's wrecking his life, it's your duty to openly hate her, and point out how evil she is.
6. If she mentions how badly she wants a purse that costs more than $40, just move on.