need deals on weaons fast!

[cheapo]

I'm having a raccoon problem at my apartment. I live on the top floor, and there's raccoons hanging around here all the time at night. They're not afraid of people and just pretend I'm not even here when I enter and exit my room. So what I'm asking for are deals on bb/pellet guns, tazers, pepper sprays, and any other anti-raccoon measures that I can take. I will also accept any tips on how to get rid of them.. I'm gonna call the landlord tomorrow and have them call pest/rodent control. But I would feel better if I could personally protect myself. Thanks!

[revil]

how about a bouncing betty...

[DrkSphere]

hahaha.. something tells me we're going to see you on the news. Just make sure to mention Got|Apex? when they're taking you away.

I would just start by shooting rubber bands at them. *shrugs* A few good thwacks and they'll be gone. They turn violent though, be careful.

[sillyazn]

beat them up yourself. Wear boots while you doing the beating

[Scojo]

Boy, I hope you've had your shots. A racoon can rip the genetailia off of a grown cow in one swipe. Shure are cute little buggers though. They are all fuzzy and have little hands with itty bitty fingers and those big, brown eyes....

Scott

[pennypinch]

Maybe you should investigate traps. I know that's what we used to do when we had raccoons. Probably a better idea than shooting the shi-at out of your house...goddamn, can you set up a video camera for us if you do decide to go the "weapon" route?

I'm sorry, the initial post just smacks of a man going slowly mad...