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09-18-2000, 01:46 AM
hehehe, check this out:
09-18-2000, 02:51 AM
There is no way!
09-18-2000, 02:58 AM
Oh great, now they're gonna ruin one of the best os'es around.
09-18-2000, 03:15 AM
At first it was scary: THen I read this
MS Linux to have Start Button
Microsoft is working to incorporate the well known "Start" button from the Windows Platform into X Windows' Gnome interface. "We just can't figure out how the hell to get that darn foot out of there! The damn thing is like stuck." The team will have this feature ready by product launch.
How do I get MS Linux?
We are now offering the MS Linux Introductory CD at a special introductory price of only $249.99 (plus shipping and handling), if you order before it ships.
MS Linux is released under the provisions of the Gates Private License, which means you can freely use this Software on a single machine without warranty after having paid the purchase price and annual renewal fees.
09-18-2000, 03:37 AM
I bet MS Linux comes bundled with Internet Explorer 5.5 because Microsoft can't get in trouble for including their web browser in a Linux distribution since it is not Windows (a.k.a. Windoze a.k.a. Winblows)
09-18-2000, 04:14 AM
I hope you guys did realize that this is a joke, notice the address isn't microsoft.com
09-18-2000, 04:43 AM
...as a peek into the future
09-18-2000, 04:52 AM
if that's the future, than i'm going to go homocidal now.
09-18-2000, 11:41 PM
hah, that'll be the day...
09-19-2000, 05:06 AM
Of course it is a joke sillyhead! :D
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