what do you NOT do for a living?

[renots]

I don't groom Unicorns for a living

;0)

[Y2J]

I am not an olympian

[Sandman]

I don't wade in a kiddy pool fishing for sharks...

on second thought maybe I do...

[jstreet]

Work?

[StonedWheat]

Don't flip burgers for a living. Thank GOD!!! I work at taco bell :D

[Full Monty]

Don't currently inhabit a cell with a boyfriend named Bubba.

[renots]

...for Goatlords!

;0)

[NiceMann]

I don't work for Apex...Thank God! I heard he beats Leon with a wooden pole. Is that true Leon?

~NiceMann

[MaggieOK]

Originally posted by NiceMann
I don't work for Apex...Thank God! I heard he beats Leon with a wooden pole. Is that true Leon?

~NiceMann

*snicker* Nah, Leon is the boss around here. He just lets Apex think he runs the show.

Maggie
... who is kidding and expecting a hate ICQ any minute.

http://www.dealhunting.com

[revil]

Originally posted by MaggieOK

Originally posted by NiceMann
I don't work for Apex...Thank God! I heard he beats Leon with a wooden pole. Is that true Leon?

~NiceMann

*snicker* Nah, Leon is the boss around here. He just lets Apex think he runs the show.

Maggie
... who is kidding and expecting a hate ICQ any minute.

http://www.dealhunting.com

you both have it wrong! Apex has the cat-o-nine tails and leon has the full latex suit.

[rogeryang]

I don't... build castles in the air, I build the foundations.

Or, I'm supposed to. :)

- Roger

[johnnymk]

I have not and never will have sex with Monica, even if she turns bulimic, or dies her hair blond( or green, for that matter)

[fabfore1]

I do not sing for a living.

If I did, I'd be homeless and starving. :)

[biznatch]

I don't shave monkey testicles for a living...

But I do spank em!


Speaking of monkeys...

go to

http://www.joecartoon.com/new/monkeylooker.html

[renots]

Originally posted by biznatch
I don't shave monkey testicles for a living...

But I do spank em!


Speaking of monkeys...

go to

http://www.joecartoon.com/new/monkeylooker.html



...grease monkeys or let them hang out on my back

;0)

[renots]

...pester peacocks, antagonize angels, torture turnips, french-fry friends, coddle cougars, worship wonworld wombats, redact reports (http://www.redacted.com/), brainwash billions, abridge amendments, fraudulently fundraise, excessively execute, or undress UFO's

;0)

[zenbooty]

I do not sniff drug test urine samples to determine if they've been altered with bleach.

I do not torture political prisoners.

I do not perform Taxidermy on worms, amoeba, or viruses.

[renots]

Originally posted by zenbooty
I do not sniff drug test urine samples to determine if they've been altered with bleach.

I do not torture political prisoners.

I do not perform Taxidermy on worms, amoeba, or viruses.



...you made there my good zen buddy

;0)