Willy Wonka...

[renots]

...Rocks

;0)

[StonedWheat]

Oompa loompa, doompety doo,

I've got a perfect puzzle for you,

Oompa loompa doompety dee,

If you are wise you'll listen to me,

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

Eating as much as an elephant eats.

What are you at getting terribly fat.

What do you think will come of that.

I don't like the look of it.

Oompa loompa doompety da,

If you're not greedy you will go far,

You will live in happiness like the Oompa Loompa's do.

[StonedWheat]

Oompa loompa loompety do,

I've got another puzzle for you.

Oompa loompa loompety de,

If you are wise you'll listen to me.

Gum chewing's fine every when it's once in a while,

It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile,

But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong

Chewing and chewing all day long,

The way that a cow does,

Oompa loompa loompety da,

Given good man ners you will go far,

You will live in happiness like the Oompa Loompa's do.

[StonedWheat]

I'm still waiting for Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator to come out in a movie. I love that book!

[Paladin]

My school just had that play. It was not a bad play itself but this lady sitting right in front of laughed out of control all the time whenever any of the actors said anything. It was the worst play I have ever been to because of that lady. My gay teacher Mr. Zeck was sitting 2 rows in front of her I asked him about it the next day at school and he said he was going to tell her to please be quiet.


P.S. Don't sit behind the hicks. :P

[pennypinch]

Originally posted by Paladin
My gay teacher Mr. Zeck
Wasn't aware they taught that in school these days...

[Grimm]

They don't teach anything in school anymore. They are afraid of offending someone.

Don't worry eventialy they will ban all the books and then we will all be safe. You know, from dangerous things like thinking.

[renots]

Originally posted by evilcyclops
Don't worry eventialy they will ban all the books and then we will all be safe. You know, from dangerous things like thinking.

...thinking is very dangerous[to some] because it usually leads to change...

;0)

[Paladin]

Bad Things

Napster
Gay Mr. Zeck
My spanish teacher
Mr. Neulip He's a big dick
Mr. Mcdonald He's a Big dick too
Neighbors
@home
gotmilk

Good things

No homework
AG satalite
Free Cable
Computers
Got Apex
Free stuff
Biowire.com
Renots :P
Sigidygak :P
AJ :P
nicemann :P
Hapoo You don't get a smile because you were being mean one day :( :P
chosenfool

[chrissy]

"Come with me... and you'll be...in a world of complete imagination..."


I love Willy Wonka. :)

[AmRivlin]

I am soo Sad :( No one remembers me...

[theHNIC]

Originally posted by Paladin
Bad Things

Napster
Gay Mr. Zeck
My spanish teacher
Mr. Neulip He's a big dick
Mr. Mcdonald He's a Big dick too
Neighbors
@home
gotmilk

Good things

No homework
AG satalite
Free Cable
Computers
Got Apex
Free stuff
Biowire.com
Renots :P
Sigidygak :P
AJ :P
nicemann :P
Hapoo You don't get a smile because you were being mean one day :( :P
chosenfool



My feelings are almost hurt. Keep it up, it takes alot more than that to get me all sad and blue.

:smash: Your nutz :smash:

[NiceMann]

Hey I'm good?.....no one has ever told me that before. I think I am going to cry. :bawl:

~NiceMann

[AJ]

Originally posted by Paladin
Good things

No homework
AG satalite
Free Cable
Computers
Got Apex
Free stuff
Biowire.com
Renots :P
Sigidygak :P
AJ :P
nicemann :P
Hapoo You don't get a smile because you were being mean one day :( :P
chosenfool


thanks for the shout out. but dont lick me next time! :)

[pennypinch]

OK, now I'm pissed. I didn't get a lick or get listed under the bad things! I'm in Paladin purgatory!!

[hapoo]

mean?? Me?????
ohh well, sorry. At least i'm on the good list :D

[sbp]

Paladin said he loved me in another thread. http://www.geocities.com/sbp7777/spinhappy.gif

[pennypinch]

Hmm, Paladin professing his love for sbp in one thread, then expounding on their shared rampant homophobia. You are two very conflicted men.

[Paladin]

Originally posted by Paladin
Bad Things

Napster
Gay Mr. Zeck
My spanish teacher
Mr. Neulip He's a big dick
Mr. Mcdonald He's a Big dick too
Neighbors
@home
gotmilk

Good things

No homework
AG satalite
Free Cable
Computers
Got Apex
Free stuff
Biowire.com
Renots :P
Sigidygak :P
AJ :P :P
nicemann :P
Hapoo You don't get a smile because you were being mean one day :P
chosenfool:P
Pennypinch :P
SBP :P


Sorry I kinda forgot some people(Penny and SBP) Sbp was gone for a while. AJ get's 2 licks for being such a good boy. Sorry If I forgot to give you a licky. :P I ran out of licky's. Pennypinch will be in pala purgatory if he keeps being mean then he goes on the "got to hell, bad list".

Originally posted by Pennypinch Hmm, Paladin professing his love for sbp in one thread, then expounding on their shared rampant homophobia. You are two very conflicted men.[/B]

[pennypinch]

Someone up at ApexCo had better disable smiles before this kid hurts himself...:rolleyes:

[Paladin]

Pennypinch is purgatory.:( Want to work for "go to hell now?":P I think you should say your sorry.:bawl:

[sbp]

pennypinch's ice cream (his favorite type of course) would melt in hell. That's something to be avoided for sure.

[coleslaw]

Originally posted by Paladin
Bad Things

Napster
Gay Mr. Zeck
My spanish teacher
Mr. Neulip He's a big dick
Mr. Mcdonald He's a Big dick too
Neighbors
@home
gotmilk

Good things

No homework
AG satalite
Free Cable
Computers
Got Apex
Free stuff
Biowire.com
Renots :P
Sigidygak :P
AJ :P
nicemann :P
Hapoo You don't get a smile because you were being mean one day :( :P
chosenfool

:bawl:

[Paladin]

Originally posted by Paladin
Bad Things

Napster
Gay Mr. Zeck
My spanish teacher
Mr. Neulip He's a big dick
Mr. Mcdonald He's a Big dick too
Neighbors
@home
gotmilk

Good things

No homework
AG satalite
Free Cable
Computers
Got Apex
Free stuff
Biowire.com
Renots :P
Sigidygak :P
AJ :P
nicemann :P
Hapoo You don't get a smile because you were being mean one day :P
chosenfool
Coleslaw:P


Happy cole is on the list to sorry i forgot.

[renots]

here's a big :P for all U hotties out there

;0}

[renots]

...do you think had to do with entheogen use and opening up the imagination?

I also see themes involving labor, pharmaceuticals, industrialization, f-ck economic systems, alienation, prophecy, and redemption

;0)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...hurtin no one, anything will do, anything,anything,anything...

[Paladin]

Originally posted by Paladin

Originally posted by Paladin
Bad Things

Napster
Gay Mr. Zeck
My spanish teacher
Mr. Neulip He's a big dick
Mr. Mcdonald He's a Big dick too
Neighbors
@home
gotmilk

Good things

No homework
AG satalite
Free Cable
Computers
Got Apex
Free stuff
Biowire.com
Renots :P
Sigidygak :P
AJ :P
nicemann :P
Hapoo You don't get a smile because you were being mean one day :P
chosenfool
Coleslaw:P


Happy cole is on the list to sorry i forgot.


Pennypinch is off the list forever he can never get back on the pala happy list. HE is on the "bad go to hell list" along with yongoro.:(

[yongoro]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Paladin]

Are you tired or something?:) You should really stop wasting you time by posting here and go to sleep.:P

[renots]

:0)

[Speedfreak]

Screw you guys. I'll lick myself.... http://www.gotapex.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

http://www.gotapex.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gifhttp://www.gotapex.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gifSpeedfreakhttp://www.gotapex.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gifhttp://www.gotapex.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[renots]

Willy would be down on republicans for their social policy and down on democrats for more red tape.

I bet he'd vote Nader or Hagelin

[sbp]

Originally posted by Speedfreak
Screw you guys. I'll lick myself.... http://www.gotapex.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

http://www.gotapex.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gifhttp://www.gotapex.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gifSpeedfreakhttp://www.gotapex.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gifhttp://www.gotapex.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif Stop licking that thing Speedfreak! :eek:

[Speedfreak]

Oh, by the way.... I am not very limber. ;)

[Paladin]

.:P:P:P:P:P:P
:PSpeedFreak:P
........ :P :P

[Speedfreak]

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/uhoh.gifhttp://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/eek3.gif

[ProMinx]

i just read through this thread for the first time, even though it has been around for quite a while...and all i have to say is...what the hell?!
ProMinx

[for20]

'cause U can never have 2 much much Willy!

[kain9i6]

Originally posted by Paladin
My school just had that play. It was not a bad play itself but this lady sitting right in front of laughed out of control all the time whenever any of the actors said anything.

P.S. Don't sit behind the hicks. :P

Well you do know that rednecks substitute school plays for movies because they are free right?? You know a redneck when you go to a school play and see someone with popcorn and a soda. And shouts "OOOH I love this part"

[phlick]

I remember hearing somewhere that they were going to remake WWATCF. Anybody else hear that? My first thought was....WHY??!!?!! The first movie was PERFECT!!

Second thought was why not leave it alone and make The Glass Elevator.

I am SOOOOOO tired of these repackaged remakes that Hollywood is shoving down our throats. Wheres the originality, the creativity?

Gone. I can't wait till the movie version of "The Ropers". or how about "Scooby Doo". Oh, they're already making that one. (seriously!!)

[jstreet]

"Does Ben Williams know?"

Of course Ben Williams knows, what a silly silly question! In fact, I have an opinion. I think that Gay Mister Zeck should continue spreading his homosexual propaganda around school... hopefully we'll get some converts and I'll get a date.

Disclaimer:
Humor, people, humor ;p Everyone knows that you don't convert ;p

[ProMinx]

okay, willy wonka rules...but you're all insane...or inane. either or.
ProMinx