Attention All Ladies!

[coleslaw]

Draw attention to your natural assets...try bodyperks™ today! What is it? Let's just say it's a way to enhance the assets that you already have, and for only $20 you can't have more fun! To find out more, go here: http://www.bodyperks.com

[chrissy]

Very cute coleslaw! haha
But I am afraid that I wouldn't need to use them. Not that want to tell you this, but I feel compelled to for some strange reason.

But good luck getting women to try :)

lol

[coleslaw]

Originally posted by crabbie
I am afraid that I wouldn't need to use them hehehe, good to hear! :P

[coleslaw]

Not that I am perverted or anything, because I'm not... I'm quite the gentleman. However, I think a quote from that site sums it up best: "Men love nipples." :D

[ProMinx]

hey, i love nipples too. Let us proclaim it out loud. "I LOVE NIPPLES!"
ProMinx

[Loosah]

Why do I have the sudden urge to buy a set of these and wear them someplace other than over my nips to freak some unsuspecting man out?

[oblongmelon]

you can get the same result by super gluing gum drops to your chest..that way..you can look good and if you ever got stranded on a snowy road at night in the mountains you wouldn't starve.

[abbra]

Who needs those things when I can knock your eye out with the real ones.... PERKY NIPPLES FOREVER!!!!

[coleslaw]

abbra, you can knock my eye out anytime!! :D

[oblongmelon]

omg DONT OFFER..she will.

[coleslaw]

is that true, eh?

[oblongmelon]

I've seen her do it! those poor boys at the cheese counter-they were there for my pleasure only and she ruined it..DRAT YOU ABBRA..I want my cheese boys back *sob*.

[abbra]

Which way should I point Cole?

[sbp]

(o)(o)

[coleslaw]

Originally posted by abbra
Which way should I point Cole? As long as it is towards me, you can point anywhere you want! :laugh:

[bella]

I have been doing this for many years and IT WORKS I have natural perky nipples :)

[Loosah]

Originally posted by bella
I have been doing this for many years and IT WORKS I have natural perky nipples :)

French remedy? OH Lord, please tell me it doesn't involve snails or pit hair. Stinking French.

[oblongmelon]

HEY! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH PIT HAIR????????? *waves at loosah and unfurls hell*

[bella]

nope nope,, I'm all waxed baby..

:amidala:

[Edited by bella on 10-24-2000 at 03:00 PM]

[coleslaw]

so what is the french remedy?

[ProMinx]

Originally posted by coleslaw
abbra, you can knock my eye out anytime!! :D

oh come on coleslaw. you know better than that. never ask or offer until you've seen the woman! For all you know you might end up saying "Aunt Margaret?!" or something even worse...
ProMinx

[coleslaw]

hey, it's just a nipple, right?? :hmm:

[oblongmelon]

erm..well..one of six.

[hapoo]

:eek::eek:
where was I this whole time????

[coleslaw]

obviously you have been missing out hapoo... i'm still waiting to hear what this french rememdy is...

[Loosah]

Originally posted by coleslaw
obviously you have been missing out hapoo... i'm still waiting to hear what this french rememdy is...

Me too Coleslaw, hey man I am not getting any younger here.

[quest577]

HEY! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH PIT HAIR????????

Yes

[bella]

Originally posted by ProMinx

Originally posted by coleslaw
abbra, you can knock my eye out anytime!! :D

oh come on coleslaw. you know better than that. never ask or offer until you've seen the woman! For all you know you might end up saying "Aunt Margaret?!" or something even worse...
ProMinx

I hear ya!! But I'm not Aunt Margaret ;)

[oblongmelon]

Well not yet anyway ;)

[abbra]

No pit hair here...never never never....

[ProMinx]

Originally posted by bella

Originally posted by ProMinx

Originally posted by coleslaw
abbra, you can knock my eye out anytime!! :D

oh come on coleslaw. you know better than that. never ask or offer until you've seen the woman! For all you know you might end up saying "Aunt Margaret?!" or something even worse...
ProMinx

I hear ya!! But I'm not Aunt Margaret ;)

Uncle Joe?

ProMinx

ps - you did say you were going to poke an eye out with a nipple, right?

[fakesurfers]

I wish people would talk about nipples more often. I love 'em!

Any of you ladies that have the time, point 'em this way :kiss: :love:

[oblongmelon]

thanks to gravity-mine no longer point at anything but the ground..*sob*..thanks for reminding me..god I want to die.

[sbp]

The Laser Bra taken from here http://www.euniverse.com/news.cfm?article_id=3

"Good news now for any woman who thinks she needs a "lift." Extra Daily News reports that there's a surgeon who says he's found the perfect way to make your breasts look and feel younger.

In a world where perkier is billed to be better, women turn to the Wonder Bra, the Water Bra, and even the kissing bra to defy gravity. But some desire a more permanent perk. That's where Dr. Grant Stevens comes in. While talking to Extra, Dr. Stevens explains the details of his Laser Bra surgery: "The Laser Bra is an internal brazier or bra that I place inside of the woman. It is skin that's been treated with the laser and that skin is turned into a bra.

Dr. Stevens of Marina Del Rey created this cutting edge procedure five years ago. He tells Extra. "I was struck by the fact that with laser surgery of the face there was a lifting and tightening in addition to a smoothing."

Without using any foreign materials, Dr. Stevens lasers the underneath portion of breast tissue. The treated skin becomes tightened and is then attached to the chest wall with permanent stitches, lifting the breast and holding it in place.

Debbie Meffert recently went under the laser not for cosmetic reasons but to cure her chronic back pain caused by her large breasts. Debbie says, 'I feel like I have a 16-year-old's breasts. It's pretty funny so that's nice too.'

So how much does it cost to feel and look younger? It's a hefty price tag ranging from seven to ten thousand dollars. But according to Debbie the results are well worth the cost.

Debbie says, 'Now I have these perky breasts and if I don't want to wear a bra I don't have to.'

Laser Bra surgery is an outpatient procedure but general anesthesia is used. Recovery time is about a week."

[Edited by sbp on 10-26-2000 at 02:32 PM]

[hapoo]

speaking of nipples, We need a new babes thread, I miss those

[Tuvi]

Originally posted by hapoo
speaking of nipples, We need a new babes thread, I miss those
oh no... dont give oblong any ideas.. she might start one of herself..

...and the GAM would be forced to edit those pics out. =)

[Edited by Got Apex Moderator on 10-26-2000 at 03:52 PM]

[Loosah]

Originally posted by Tuvi

Originally posted by hapoo
speaking of nipples, We need a new babes thread, I miss those
oh no... dont give oblong any ideas.. she might start one of herself..

Hey she is a smokin' hot babe.

[oblongmelon]

I gave up smokin..that tobacco from the camel filterless kept getting stuck in those holes in my gums..