The Fabulous OBLONGMELONS

[Loosah]

http://www.geocities.com/quaille57/dame300.jpg

GIVE HER A GREAT BIG APEX WELCOME BOYS!

[theHNIC]

nice shirt.

[Nanotech9]

groovy, Mr. Powers, just groovy! (that IS you Austin, isn't it?)

[Loosah]

OK boys I just got back from Glamour Shots!

http://members.aol.com:/Loosah1967/fugly.jpg

[abbra]

http://www.geocities.com/dirienzo2/abbra.gif

[oblongmelon]

O dear..I'm feeling a bit of competition...this isnt good. Loosah you young look like a young SOPHIA LOREN.

[oblongmelon]

ok fine..you want ammunition..I'll give ya ammunition..HMPH>>
http://www.geocities.com/quaille57/obbyformal.gif

[Edited by oblongmelon on 10-24-2000 at 04:58 PM]

[oblongmelon]

now thats a woman for ya..:) (ps it was fourth of july-cool duds eh? :love:

[Edited by oblongmelon on 10-24-2000 at 04:59 PM]

[oblongmelon]

HEY LOOSAH..werent you in that movie TOOTSIE?

[Loosah]

You know OBLONG I get that Tootsie comment all the time, hmm I wonder why?

I love your outfits where do you shop you stylin' thang?

[oblongmelon]

O you know..girly shops. This dress was all the rage during the bicentenial..I thought it would go out of style but BOY WAS I WRONG! you cant believe how many woman actually want to borrow it! I think it accentuates the lovely delicate curves of my busom. :) Nice ain't I?

[Nanotech9]

geez! looks like a bunch of old nags are taking over the forums! any more of this and I'm outta here! ;)

[oblongmelon]

hehe I may be old but nothing that a bit of lubrication cant take care of.....COME AND GET ME BOYS..:kiss:

[ProMinx]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[oblongmelon]

It's skin you want isnt boys? OOOOO GOD I KNEW IT WOULD COME TO THIS..lord forgive me..they were taken when I was drunk..
http://www.geocities.com/quaille57/dame_edna.jpg
I'm so ashamed..well, at least they got my good side.

[oblongmelon]

HEY! I do have SOME morals you know...THE VEGAS THING was WHEN I WAS YOUNGER..oH GOD i KNEW this would come back to haunt me....

[coleslaw]

so exactly how oblong are your melons?? :hmm:

[oblongmelon]

that is between me and the state of nevada. :)

[quest577]

Dame Edna?

[oblongmelon]

feel free to call me whatever you like..LOL..(shhhhh)
BUT YOU CAN CALL ME POSSUM ;)

[Edited by oblongmelon on 10-25-2000 at 07:59 AM]

[Loosah]

Oblong, your true identity has been uncovered. Now everyone knows we have a megastar in our midst.

[abbra]

But WHAT ABOUT ME POSSOMS!!!!

[Loosah]

Originally posted by abbra
But WHAT ABOUT ME POSSOMS!!!!

Oh Madge you cunning minx! Always trying to steal Edna's thunder.

She is too fabulous, we can't top her.

[oblongmelon]

HEY..THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET..now I am exposed..boooo hooo..will I ever be on broadway again. *sob*

[ProMinx]

Originally posted by oblongmelon
HEY..THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET..now I am exposed..boooo hooo..will I ever be on broadway again. *sob*

with any luck...no, but i do have one question. If your melons are so fabulous, shouldn't they be more...perky than oblong? Call me a sucker for the classic look, but I love a firm melon, even (especially) if it is not excessive in size... More than a handful is just a waste...
ProMinx

[oblongmelon]

When you are my age-the only thing you are firm on is taking your laxative before you go to bed.....

[ProMinx]

Originally posted by Loosah

Originally posted by abbra
But WHAT ABOUT ME POSSOMS!!!!

Oh Madge you cunning minx! Always trying to steal Edna's thunder.

She is too fabulous, we can't top her.

heh heh, did someone say "Minx"? But is she a "Promiscuous Minx"?
ProMinx

[The Happy Squirrel]

This whole thread is just disturbing
thats prob why i like it so much

hehehe