Help me get revenge!!!!!!!!

[motkrap]

Ok, the guy that parks next to me at my apartment keeps on banging my car with his door and it's pissing me the hell off! I've confronted him before but it keeps on happening. This time the damage came out to $400 and I am in the process of filing an insurance claim and a police report. But, I really want to get him back somehow. Anyone have any ideas?

[oblongmelon]

a drop of superglue in the keyhole usually does the trick..OOOOOOPS..DID I SAY THAT OUTLOUD? HEHE..*looks around*

[hapoo]

hide a long nail under each tire, when he backs up all his tires will pop in sync. :D

[oblongmelon]

pour the juice from a can of tuna all over his seats if the door is unlocked and leave a note from "his girlfriend".....BWWHAHAH (wives LOVE THIS)....

[Apex]

Well, I can tell you what definitely NOT to do. Do not buy a big salami roll and slice it into little circles. Then, do not proceed to cover his car in said pieces of salami. Why? Cause the acid from it corodes paint. It causes cars to become pokka-dotted.

[pennypinch]

Oh, I've been waiting for this one for a long time...

Undo the lugnuts on all the wheels. He should roll for about 20 feet, then the wheels will come off. Car's too low to the ground, meaning straight to the tow truck...

If he's got wheel-locks: a small rod into his radiator should work nicely.

If you think that's too cruel: I've heard of these epoxy sticks that, if you knead up, turn into, you guessed it, epoxy. Stick 'em in the door locks.

Superglue his windows closed.

Undo the oil nut, and call the cops. Usually a hefty fine.

The ol' Poland Springs in the gas tank is a time-honoured favorite.

Run a taut chain from the rear axle to the front. It'll gradually wear away the metal until his axle snaps in half going askew over a speed bump (can anyone verify this mechanically?).

I think the moral of the story is not to fuck with Pennypinch, because he's the most vindicative person...on the planet. Maybe in the universe. Ask Butch...he knows.

[BADFlSH]

This one could be tough to pull of but very amusing if you can get the materials. Get several cans shaving cream and dip them in liquid nitrogen so they freeze, then use pliers to peel the can off so you just have chunks of frozen shaving cream. These can then be cut so that you can slide them through a cracked window or if the doors are unlocked you can just toss them in whole. Once they warm up they will expand and volia, a car full of shaving cream. If you dont feel like filling the entire car you could always just hide one or two in choice places such as the glove box.

Warning, this would probably cause a lot of damage and liquid nitrogen is dangerous so if anyone trys this and gets in trouble or freezes their fingers off its their own damn fault.

[Butch]

Originally posted by pennypinch
Oh, I've been waiting for this one for a long time...

Undo the lugnuts on all the wheels. He should roll for about 20 feet, then the wheels will come off. Car's too low to the ground, meaning straight to the tow truck...

If he's got wheel-locks: a small rod into his radiator should work nicely.

If you think that's too cruel: I've heard of these epoxy sticks that, if you knead up, turn into, you guessed it, epoxy. Stick 'em in the door locks.

Superglue his windows closed.

Undo the oil nut, and call the cops. Usually a hefty fine.

The ol' Poland Springs in the gas tank is a time-honoured favorite.

Run a taut chain from the rear axle to the front. It'll gradually wear away the metal until his axle snaps in half going askew over a speed bump (can anyone verify this mechanically?).

I think the moral of the story is not to fuck with Pennypinch, because he's the most vindicative person...on the planet. Maybe in the universe. Ask Butch...he knows.


Don't ask me . . . ask that poor kid who will never play piano again . . .

[hapoo]

Originally posted by Apex
Well, I can tell you what definitely NOT to do. Do not buy a big salami roll and slice it into little circles. Then, do not proceed to cover his car in said pieces of salami. Why? Cause the acid from it corodes paint. It causes cars to become pokka-dotted.

wow, how'd you find that out? I hear bird shit does the same thing if left on a car

[hapoo]

Originally posted by BADFlSH
This one could be tough to pull of but very amusing if you can get the materials. Get several cans shaving cream and dip them in liquid nitrogen so they freeze, then use pliers to peel the can off so you just have chunks of frozen shaving cream. These can then be cut so that you can slide them through a cracked window or if the doors are unlocked you can just toss them in whole. Once they warm up they will expand and volia, a car full of shaving cream. If you dont feel like filling the entire car you could always just hide one or two in choice places such as the glove box.

Warning, this would probably cause a lot of damage and liquid nitrogen is dangerous so if anyone trys this and gets in trouble or freezes their fingers off its their own damn fault.


If only i had known this 3 years ago. ;)

[Nanotech9]

if the car is unlocked, just unbolt the front doors, and set them on his balcony, or in the back seat. You might also consider welding the doors shut with a spot welder. Either way, he can't ding your doors anymore.

Oops! Did I do that?

[Nanotech9]

hehe, OR, get a can of blue paint, and a large cardboard stencil of the Disabled (the wheelchair one) parking sign and paint it under his car, and call the cops :D

Do this overnight though, so the paint dries good, then smear some grease (or loosten the oil plug like pennypinch suggested) to disguise the "new" looking paint.

lets see, that makes two tickets, and an impound fee...

[Claypatch]

YowSa!
Why limit ourselves to just this biscuithead's car. Let's f*** with his domicile! How about supergluing the lock on his front door, that way he cannot get back in when he gets home? Or..(one of my all time faves) you place a ad in the classifieds of the paper announcing a garage sale EARLY Saturday morning; strangers will be banging on his door all day! Start a campaign of telephone harrasment, not to be done from your phone natch, but from pay phones anywhere, just call up and breath for a few seconds and hang up, sure to drive the pumpkinhead craaazy man.

Just tryin' to help...
Claypatch

[TheCorp]

Hey there guys, I was just reading this thread and I could not resist chiming in. Ok this is tried and tested, it really does work =)

First take the severed head of an African Monkey... ok ok just kidding =) Hehe what you need is something sharp that can poke holes, some epoxy, and a can of any liquid, preeferably something nasty. For example, I suggest the stew from beef stroganof =)

Then during the night make a very small incision into the tires and slowly pour in the liquid. Don't worry about the escaping air, it won't affect the tires all that much if you make sure to apply the epoxy right after you are done. The best thing is to do it to only one side of the tires, for example... the front-right and back-right tires should do the trick.

Now what the hell does this do?? Whenever the driver tries to make a right turn the weirdest sound will come from the tires because they are too heavy and are running like 100% on the treads. That should be enough friction to start heating up the tires, and also heating up the Beef Stroganof. WaLa. Turning is weird, you think your car is messed AND it smells like CRAP.

Hehe I had it done to me. I am not 100% sure how they did it all, but this is what my friends and I pieced together. Believe me.. it SUCKED. You should have seen th mechanics face when he changed the tire, I swear he was about to roll over and die ;) Have fun, and bon appetit =)

--
Jason "TheCorp" Joseph
"Your Favorite RealGN admin"

P.S just as a note, I am almost 100% sure the pop up ads aren't us, but I will check on it.

[hapoo]

you guys are so evil!!!!











I love it :D

[chrissy]

Took a can of sardines, poked holes in the can,and stuck it under the car (anyplace warm) that we could attach it to (used those metal bands that you can tighten with screws)..

His car stunk for weeks.

;)

[Tuvi]

just set his car on fire. no special parts or materials needed. just some gas and a good ol' match.

[motkrap]

Man, you guys are evil...thanks for the great suggestions...I like the superglue in the keyhole one-in both his car and his apartment. Maybe I'll send some pizzas and chinese food to his house too. Thanks again.

[AmRivlin]

Well it seems some people are mean!!! I will steer clear of you guys... I still like lug nuts and shaving cream ones...

[Hopper1]

The easiest one and fastest is to take a pair of pliers and remove the stems from the valves. Then bend them slighty so they can't be re-inserted and place next to each tire. ..
Not that I've ever done it or laughed watching the guy try to put bent stems in a valve at 7 am....

not me never

[BADFlSH]

As for the guys house, I have heard it can be entertaining to fill a garbage can about 3/4 full of water, lean it against their door, and ring the bell. Keep in mind front doors always open in!

[Blu]

Why not glue a harmonica to the frame under the drivers side?? Makes a nice hummming sound when he gets going around 45mph. Or, take some ground meat/tuna/anything that rots and tuck it away behind his hubcaps. Then where ever he goes, he has that yummy smell following him. If you have the time, you could lay a bead of petroleum jelly along his windshield wipers. It should leave a nice waterproof streak on his windshield. And if it doesn't rain right away, the rubber should swell, and he'll probably need to get new wipers.

Blu

[Tuvi]

hahahah all of these suggestions are so funny. you should try them all! i think i might. but will the guy suspect you? you could just be getting into a huge war with this guy. but if he won't think its you, then gofer it. well just do it anyway. who cares.

[zenbooty]

I'm amazed nobody's mentioned pouring a bag of sugar in his gas tank yet.

[pennypinch]

You could always just scratch "I bash doors" into the side of his car with your key...

[motkrap]

haha...I like that one...Damn, I was going to superglue his wipers but I didn't yet and today it rained...it would have been sweet but to no avail...

[The Happy Squirrel]

Heres a good one

If his door is unlocked, pop the hood and pour baby powder into the air intake. Poof its christmas instatnyl!!

[theHNIC]

Originally posted by zenbooty
I'm amazed nobody's mentioned pouring a bag of sugar in his gas tank yet.



You could pour sugar in his gas tank :D

[JIWC]

if you are willing to touch dog crap.......use gloves. find some around the neighborhood and pick it up and stick under the door handle of the car door. Make sure you mash the brown stuff under nicely so it doesn't fall out

[BADFlSH]

leave a cardboard box in his parking space every day. The first few times he will probably move it but eventually he will probably just run it over. After he has run it over for a couple days fill it with concrete and let it harden. Then watch out the window as he gets home from work and tries to run the box over. *Crunch*

[ProMinx]

Originally posted by BADFlSH
leave a cardboard box in his parking space every day. The first few times he will probably move it but eventually he will probably just run it over. After he has run it over for a couple days fill it with concrete and let it harden. Then watch out the window as he gets home from work and tries to run the box over. *Crunch*

hahaha, freaking hilarious, Badfish. I have always been a fan of using styrofoam, rather than sugar, in the gas tank. You have to pur quite a bit in, but basically you are filling his gas tank with a very sticky gas/napalm combination that will be damn near impossible to clean out...and i'm not sure how stable or safe this is. The car I tried it on never blew up or burst into flames...and that was actually my intent...so I'll admit that I failed, but oh well.
I also enjoyed emptying the air from a cars tires and then pouring rotten milk (2 gallons of 6 week past expiration milk) all over the car. In the morning, he has to get a tow...but he also has to try to explain what he thinks happened to the toe-truck operator, and I wish I could've been there to hear it. My friend and I ended up doing this to the same guy twice; I'm sure he's hating life, but we never got caught. The 6 week past expiration was the first time (my friend and i both just happened to have way-past expired milk...and we also chose to pour lemon juice in to make the uncurdled milk that much raunchier); the second time was only 2 weeks old, but we left it outside in the heat for that time...so it smelled just as bad.
ProMinx

[Leon]

Originally posted by ProMinx

Originally posted by BADFlSH
leave a cardboard box in his parking space every day. The first few times he will probably move it but eventually he will probably just run it over. After he has run it over for a couple days fill it with concrete and let it harden. Then watch out the window as he gets home from work and tries to run the box over. *Crunch*

hahaha, freaking hilarious, Badfish. I have always been a fan of using styrofoam, rather than sugar, in the gas tank. You have to pur quite a bit in, but basically you are filling his gas tank with a very sticky gas/napalm combination that will be damn near impossible to clean out...and i'm not sure how stable or safe this is. The car I tried it on never blew up or burst into flames...and that was actually my intent...so I'll admit that I failed, but oh well.
I also enjoyed emptying the air from a cars tires and then pouring rotten milk (2 gallons of 6 week past expiration milk) all over the car. In the morning, he has to get a tow...but he also has to try to explain what he thinks happened to the toe-truck operator, and I wish I could've been there to hear it. My friend and I ended up doing this to the same guy twice; I'm sure he's hating life, but we never got caught. The 6 week past expiration was the first time (my friend and i both just happened to have way-past expired milk...and we also chose to pour lemon juice in to make the uncurdled milk that much raunchier); the second time was only 2 weeks old, but we left it outside in the heat for that time...so it smelled just as bad.
ProMinx

Ewww.... :puke:

[fabfore1]

It doesn't sound like this guy parks on the street, but
if he does...

Take a big pumpkin, get in your car. Drive down the street
at 70 - 80mph, right before you pass his car throw the pumpkin out the window.

I've seen the results of this done to a station wagon.

The pumpkin went smashing through the rear window, ended up
banging into the windshield and shattering it. Besides pumpkin guts all over the place.

[pennypinch]

Wouldn't a sleightly safer and easier solution be to smash in the windows, then put pumpkin guts all over the inside? :confused:
Just an operational difference :)

[fabfore1]

Originally posted by pennypinch
Wouldn't a sleightly safer and easier solution be to smash in the windows, then put pumpkin guts all over the inside? :confused:
Just an operational difference :)

Sure if you want to stand around for 10 min. with a baseball bat in your hands.

[pennypinch]

Originally posted by fabfore1

Originally posted by pennypinch
Wouldn't a sleightly safer and easier solution be to smash in the windows, then put pumpkin guts all over the inside? :confused:
Just an operational difference :)

Sure if you want to stand around for 10 min. with a baseball bat in your hands.

Aww, it can't take that long to smash in the back window and crack the windshield! And you could always rig up some sort of air cannon to splatter pumpkin guts! It would be a 40 second process, no more! :D

[ProMinx]

Have you ever tried to shatter a windshield? That stuff is freaking impossible to break...or at least it seems that way at first. Don't let the "Scream" music video fool you; those windows are tough. Also, I think that there is more style in shattering a window with a soft pumpkin than with a baseball bat...
ProMinx

[Dodge This]

This thread is hilarious. But seriously for a sec...are you 100% positive that this guy is responsible for your doors? A few years ago, when I had a space next to another car, the guy was so sure that I was denting his doors. I knew I wasn't. He talked to me about it, I said it wasn't me, and he wouldn't believe me. I had to physically show him that the dents in his door couldn't have come from my car because they were the wrong height and wouldn't leave the same impression.

I'm glad he wasn't asking Got|Apex members for advice or my car would have been f'ed up. And if you're absolutely sure he did it, I have to say I really liked the idea with the cardboard box and the concrete. :)

[pennypinch]

Originally posted by ProMinx
Have you ever tried to shatter a windshield? That stuff is freaking impossible to break...or at least it seems that way at first. Don't let the "Scream" music video fool you; those windows are tough. Also, I think that there is more style in shattering a window with a soft pumpkin than with a baseball bat...
ProMinx

Oh, I thought he just wanted to shatter the winshield, not break right through...

And while slingin' a pumpkin through the back window has its virtues, there's somethin' about gettin' A-team on his ass by making a pumpkin gut cannon that really appeals to me.