Got a roomate prob, Please help

[The Happy Squirrel]

okay heres the deal,
I have a roomate who seesm to enjoy eating and drinking in both the bathroom and the shower (seperate rooms),
Nothing i seem to do seems to get the point across thats its not cool to do this. He also leaves the garbage in the shower all the time. Ranging from banana peels to chocolate milk containers to starbusrt candy wrappers. any suggestions for some payback??

[coleslaw]

Every time he leaves trash in the shower or bathroom, put it in his bed and maybe he will get the point.

[lucky_sob]

Hey F*#k you! There is no need to bring this to the internet. I don't talk about the sticky rubber doll you leave in the living room and claiming it is the love of you life.

[hapoo]

lol hahahaha heheheheh

[Loosah]

Do you live with a chimp?

Kick the skanky bastard out, or start using his pillowcase to wipe your butt.

[bella]

Originally posted by Loosah


start using his pillowcase to wipe your butt. [/B]

I would KICK HIM OUT!!!!! GOD,, WHAT A SWINE!!!! and yes do follow Loosah's advice!!

[renots]

Originally posted by lucky_sob
Hey F*#k you! There is no need to bring this to the internet. I don't talk about the sticky rubber doll you leave in the living room and claiming it is the love of you life.

hey, you should get your own place if you're going to disgust your roomates like that; then you can kick them out when they complain:rolleyes:

[theHNIC]

Originally posted by lucky_sob
Hey F*#k you! There is no need to bring this to the internet. I don't talk about the sticky rubber doll you leave in the living room and claiming it is the love of you life.

Do you share the doll with him for three-some pleasures.

[The Happy Squirrel]

Slob, thas no doll tahts your crack somking sista!!
BTFO

[theHNIC]

Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel
Slob, thas no doll tahts your crack somking sista!!
BTFO

Do you smoke with her then have fun or is it before.

I think your in denial about the doll.

[StonedWheat]

Originally posted by coleslaw
Every time he leaves trash in the shower or bathroom, put it in his bed and maybe he will get the point.

That's the solution I would suggest. That is actually what I do also with my roommates. When my roommates don't do the dishes also, I leave it on their beds. But just be careful you don't ever get caught slippin too.

[oblongmelon]

Um loosah..HOW VERY WOMANLY OF YOU..LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....YOU CAN ALWAYS START PICKING YOUR NOSE AND WIPING HUGE BOOGERS ON HIS PILLOW..MAYBE after he gets poked in the eyes with a few crusty ones he may get the hint.

[The Happy Squirrel]

Most excellent suggestions, well most of them i like the bed idea i will give it a try and see what happens
tahnk you all
well most of you for you ideas
<i tired posting sings such as"no food or drink past thiis point" on the doors t the shower and bathromm and i straight out told him but it doesnt work
tahnx again
ppl

[oblongmelon]

you were singing????? erm...are you a chick? cause I really can't see a guy singin those happy lil tunes...unless you are Barry Manilow-or...unless you are LIKE BARRY manilow in which case leads us to believe you have more wrong that old milk cartons in the shower..(check for gerbils in your portholes).....

[sbp]

Why the hell is roomie eating and drinking in the shower? Some sort of sick sexual perversion? :eek:

[Loosah]

You know this was covered in an episode of Seinfeld. Just install a garbage disposal in your tub drain, problem solved.

[pennypinch]

Originally posted by sbp
Why the hell is roomie eating and drinking in the shower?

Very astute sbp!:) That should have been the FIRST question. If he's eatin' in the shower, that's probably a sign of further mental derangement, and therefore the garbage probably isn't the biggest of your worries...you should be worried he doesn't eat YOU in the shower!!

[Loosah]

Originally posted by pennypinch

Originally posted by sbp
Why the hell is roomie eating and drinking in the shower?

Very astute sbp!:) That should have been the FIRST question. If he's eatin' in the shower, that's probably a sign of further mental derangement, and therefore the garbage probably isn't the biggest of your worries...you should be worried he doesn't eat YOU in the shower!!

Wow that sounds like a gay porn/snuff flick in the making. Sign me up for a copy.

[zenbooty]

Originally posted by sbp
Why the hell is roomie eating and drinking in the shower? Some sort of sick sexual perversion? :eek:

In my Freshman dorm many years ago we voted Milwaukee's Best as best beer to take to the shower.

[AWM]

Use his towels for your cum catcher. . . . . never uttering a word.