Oblongmelon for Prez

[The Happy Squirrel]

Gore Sucks
Bush Is worse
Let vote for Oblongmelon
and break the retched curse

[oblongmelon]

No thanks man..I would rather clean puke off someone's shoes..(in other words-I don't want anybody in my business who has NO reason to be there. And besides, I would get busted for running that transvestite porn club out of the west wing.)
Thanks for the offer though..If I ever get braindamaged even more than I am from all that black hash I smoked in college I may take you up on the offer.

[Loosah]

But Obby just think of the really cool guests you could have for sleep overs (cough...MEL).

[The Happy Squirrel]

dude ya got like secreatries to do all the shit for ya
all you goota do is look hot and laern how to wave
tahts it

*write in onlongmelon*

[oblongmelon]

Hey if I can get MEL in the lincoln bedroom it would be worth the effort now wouldnt it..

[The Happy Squirrel]

Yes as long as i get to be the Sec of Defense

[theHNIC]

I want to be VP