oblongmelon
11-01-2000, 01:33 PM
> > << 10 things not to do in the nude if you are male:
> > 10. Fry bacon
> > 9. Arc weld
> > 8. Bathe a cat
> > 7. Operate a snow blower
> > 6. Clear a patch of poison ivy
> > 5. Insulate the attic with fibre glass
> > 4. Operate a lathe
> > 3. Present a children's television show
> > 2. Take Mass with the Pope
> >
> > And the Number 1 thing not to do in the nude:
> > 1. Pick up a dime from a San Francisco sidewalk >>
> >
> > 10. Fry bacon
> > 9. Arc weld
> > 8. Bathe a cat
> > 7. Operate a snow blower
> > 6. Clear a patch of poison ivy
> > 5. Insulate the attic with fibre glass
> > 4. Operate a lathe
> > 3. Present a children's television show
> > 2. Take Mass with the Pope
> >
> > And the Number 1 thing not to do in the nude:
> > 1. Pick up a dime from a San Francisco sidewalk >>
> >