Funny ebayer's gimmick

[friscokydd]

It's actually my gimmick. Saddest part is, it's true! :) He's enjoying his 15 minutes of fame!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=016&item=260011296748&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

[ArkiStan]

i love how you displayed the items on his sleeping corpse.

[Freelance Superhero]

hahaha that's great!

well, not the deadbeat roommate part, but yeah. great idea. ;)

[sizemic1]

does that guy ever change out of his PJ's?

[friscokydd]

Man, he's in pj's around 95% of the time. Things I didn't post on Ebay were:

1 - He drinks all my milk. He's lactose intolerant, just like I am, but I started buying whole milk. I started taking lactaid pills, but he'd use up all my milk anyways w/ his cereal! Worst part was that he didn't take lactaid, so the apartment smelled nasty for days!

2 - Once he got so drunk he made a pass at my girlfriend, passed out in the only bathroom of the apartment, and threw up all over the floor & tub!

3 - He called his parents to help out with getting me his half of the rent money many times. Once, his mom talked to me, and asked me to take him to a TV court show so that he could get some air time because he wanted to get into acting!

This is a real horror story, and I'm trying my best to make the best of the situation. I'd really appreciate it if y'all could spread the word & help me get his stuff sold! Hehe. Thanks, I knew I could count on fellow Apex'ers for support! :)

[welfareloser]

well... i'm glad everyone's maintaining their sense of humor over what coulda been much uglier :) including the guy's mom (lord, i HOPE she saw the humor in the court tv request, and wasn't being serious, anyway...)