Penis Pump in Luggage taken as a "Bomb"

[nickel]

Sex Toy In Luggage Gets Man In Trouble
Suspect Faces Up To 3 Years In Jail

POSTED: 6:11 am CDT August 23, 2006
UPDATED: 10:49 am CDT August 23, 2006

CHICAGO -- Mardin Azad Amin found himself in a tight squeeze last week when security at O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his luggage.

So Amin, 29, handled the delicate situation this way: He told security the object was a bomb, Cook County prosecutors said.

The security guard then asked Amin to repeat what he'd said to a supervisor. This time, Amin was chuckling as he spoke, prosecutors said.

In fact, Amin was trying to disguise the fact that the black object -- resembling a grenade -- was a component for a penis pump.

All the same, Amin was charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison if convicted, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County State's Attorney's Office.

Amin is due in court Wednesday for a preliminary hearing, Conklin said.

Amin eventually told investigators he'd lied about the object's true use because his mother was standing nearby when the object was discovered and he didn't want her to know about it, Cook County assistant state's attorney Lorraine Scaduto said during a bond hearing last week.

The incident occurred Aug. 16 as Amin was set to catch a flight to Turkey, Scaduto said.

Amin has no known criminal history, Scaduto said.
http://www.nbc5.com/travelgetaways/9722064/detail.html

He should of said it was an iPod. :gle:

[Lolita]

Poor guy, it's like a bad episode of Seinfeld

[DarkFury]

<Austin Powers>

That's not my penis pump!!!

</Austin Powers>

[gwilks98]

You should see his massive gun in his pants.

talk about overreacting....I wonder if his name/ethnicity had anything to do with the low tolerance for his joke.

[yippiekiyeh]

After reading about the intruder dying on a set of bad stairs, I wonder if this guy can sue for being humilated and embarassed about the luggage that he was carrying.

[riskykougra]

Ya cause saying you have a bomb is so much better for your mother to hear than admitting you have a pump. Most likely she wouldnt have even known what it was had he said it out loud. Now he may have 3 years to be someone else's penis pump...what an idiot...:disa:

[ShawnLee]

Ya cause saying you have a bomb is so much better for your mother to hear than admitting you have a pump. Most likely she wouldnt have even known what it was had he said it out loud. Now he may have 3 years to be someone else's penis pump...what an idiot...:disa:
Pretty much, yeah... :stupid:

It's a horrible situation, but the way out is NOT to make it that much worse by saying it's a freakin' bomb!

[TruckStuff]

This could go down as the worst panic reaction of all time.

[Nija]

I hate getting all pumped up to go somewhere, just to be let down.

[DarkFury]

Pretty much, yeah... :stupid:

It's a horrible situation, but the way out is NOT to make it that much worse by saying it's a freakin' bomb!
:agree:

Talk about the WRONG thing to say at the WRONG time...


Kinda reminds me of the following Blonde joke:


Three women, a Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead were all scheduled to be executed by firing squad for violating various laws of public decency in an Arabic country.

First up for execution was the Redhead... as the execution squad prepared to terminate her life, they asked her if she had any last words... Immediately she screamed... "SAND STORM !!!!" and suddenly everyone on the firing squad ran for cover and she escaped....

Next up was the Brunette. Seeing how the Redhead had escaped, when she was asked of her last words she screamed out "EARTHQUAKE !!!". Once again, the firing squad ran in a panic and she ultimately escaped as well.

Finally, the Blonde was up for execution... so when the question was asked of her last words... . she thought for a second (imagine that) and then screamed... FIRE!!!!

:eek: :heh: :D