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DarkFury
09-03-2006, 06:50 PM
Found this forum thread link on another forum and just had to share with the G|A fam...

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=885503

(Note: May be unsafe for work... due to the graphic nature of the topic discussed, the topic has been deemed "Rated R" (for strong language and sexual references).

The site itself is not "unsafe", however the topic is for mature audiences only.)


:eek: OMG!!! :eek: (Pwnage just overflows in this situation.)

Yeah, if this guy is telling the truth, then he really has a problem on his hands... Especially if that is what his subconcious mind does when the concious one has checked out for the night. :heh:
Airencracken
09-03-2006, 07:27 PM
Holy Shi*. That's funny as hell.
Devhux
09-03-2006, 08:42 PM
Wow -- that's just messed up. Yikes!

(Thank god I've never been drunk, nor plan to be (I hate most alcohol).
Kevster
09-03-2006, 09:50 PM
Holy S**t! With 'best' friends like that, who needs enemies?
ufcrusher
09-03-2006, 10:20 PM
Wow -- that's just messed up. Yikes!

(Thank god I've never been drunk, nor plan to be (I hate most alcohol).

Dude....the problem isnt being drunk, its opening your mouth to another man's spu.... oh, wait this is a family site, so my dirty limmerick will go unsaid.

Seriously though, I dont know of any man or woman who suddenly bats for the home team when they knock a few too many back.
mojo
09-04-2006, 05:19 AM
wish i knew this was unsafe for work before i clicked.

i agree with uf. he must have either been on drugs as well, or he has some sort of attraction for the same sex.
DarkFury
09-04-2006, 07:51 AM
wish i knew this was unsafe for work before i clicked.

Sorry bout that... I didn't figure that the site itself was "non work safe" although the discussion is.


I have placed a note up there. :thumb:
faither
09-04-2006, 08:07 PM
Here's a rule of thumb. Any sentence that begins "Now, I'm not gay" will not have a happy ending. :rolleyes:
hapoo
09-04-2006, 09:21 PM
Here's a rule of thumb. Any sentence that begins "Now, I'm not gay" will not have a happy ending. :rolleyes:


even if its a girl? didn't think about that now didja?
cheapie
09-05-2006, 06:14 AM
hahaha...i'm into page three and just LMAO!
cheapie
09-05-2006, 06:22 AM
hmmm....real or not?
MikeD
09-05-2006, 06:39 AM
hmmm....real or not?

My money is on not...
nickel
09-05-2006, 07:36 AM
alcohol is the debbil
DarkFury
09-05-2006, 08:35 AM
alcohol is the debbil
He's not "horny" for nothin'... ya know.
eSDee
09-05-2006, 04:37 PM
Bunch of rocket scientists over there on that forum. This place would be a ghost town if the conversation were as dull and repetitive as it is over there. How many more times will someone say "sober thoughts become drunk actions" or "if you're bobbing on knob, you're gay"? So clever!
Airencracken
09-05-2006, 05:18 PM
YARTT.

Yet another reason to Teetotal. :D
jstreet
09-05-2006, 06:17 PM
Hm, that's odd. The most I've ever had a drunk straight guy do is grab me and kiss me. He was hot. It was awesome. Though seeing his girlfriend the next day was awwwwwwwwwwkward.

I guess the equivalent for me would be getting drunk and going down on a girl. That certainly never happened :thud:. Though I'm sure there's plenty of video of me drunk and playing with boobies. What can I say, the college girls loved it.
InfiniteNothing
09-05-2006, 07:37 PM
Everyone finds boobies fun.
gwilks98
09-05-2006, 08:55 PM
a bodybuilder giving head and claims he isn't ghey?

If that's what a protein shake is, I don't want one.
eSDee
09-06-2006, 12:52 AM
I guess the equivalent for me would be getting drunk and going down on a girl. That certainly never happened :thud:. Though I'm sure there's plenty of video of me drunk and playing with boobies. What can I say, the college girls loved it.

Me thinks nickel is going to enjoy the thought of you playing with a girls boobs ;)

I almost signed up to those forums as ziggyziggy to invite people to dudechat :D At the time it seemed funny but then I realized I was just tired.
Cheesypuff
09-06-2006, 02:35 AM
a bodybuilder giving head and claims he isn't ghey?

If that's what a protein shake is, I don't want one.


HAHAHHAHA I bout died after reading your comment. hehehehehhe!!!!

that is good times.
Jeffbx
09-06-2006, 05:44 AM
I was amused at all of the 'roid rage going on in there.

"You have to kill him"
"You need to kick his ass"
"Knock his mom out & rob his house"
"Knock on his door & jump him"
"You either have to kill him or kill yourself"
nickel
09-06-2006, 05:55 AM
Me thinks nickel is going to enjoy the thought of you playing with a girls boobs ;)
that's the stuff you so hope shows up in your dreams. :D