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chrissy
11-25-2000, 01:27 PM
1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherf**ker.
2. No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow
3. Her tits are just too big.
4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on "20/20" gives me a woody.
6. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
7. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch "Ally McBeal".
9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons???
11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed?. Maybe I should tell her.
15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them anymore.
17. I understand.
18. This movie has way too much nudity.
19. Damn, we're late for church!
20. No! I don't want to see your sister's tits.
21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake.
23. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a Victoria's Secret Model!!
24. Don't pick that up, I got it.
25. Happy Anniversary!!!
26. Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday??
27. Let's talk, I miss talking.
28. Gay men have rights too!
29. I am just too tired to have sex again today!
30. Are you losing weight sweetie??

hapoo
11-25-2000, 03:50 PM
:disa::disa:
i'm really getting sick of all the man bashing going on here.:mad3::mad3:

sbp
11-25-2000, 03:54 PM
So become a woman and join the fun of male bashing. http://www.geocities.com/sbp7777/files/wink2.gif

chrissy
11-25-2000, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by hapoo
:disa::disa:
i'm really getting sick of all the man bashing going on here.:mad3::mad3:

I wasn't bashing... honest.
I love men. And I love that the men in my life won't say these things.
(except for #28 -- I have male friends who say that that I love too.)
There is nothing wrong for not saying these things. It is part of what makes you a man ;)

And even though you may hear women rant and rave about these things, what would we talk about in the bathrooms, when we go in groups, if you did say these things? It is what attracts us to you... because it is in our nature to try and change these things about you :D

Just in fun :)

NiceMann
11-25-2000, 04:09 PM
"nicemanhapoo" ??? Hey now I thought we were going to drop that subject.

Ya ya ya I am still around. Just work has been killing me.

~NiceMann

hapoo
11-25-2000, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by NiceMann
"nicemanhapoo" ??? Hey now I thought we were going to drop that subject.

Ya ya ya I am still around. Just work has been killing me.

~NiceMann


Nicemann works?? :umm:

styleee
11-25-2000, 05:14 PM
:)

NiceMann
11-25-2000, 07:30 PM
Ya you know I have to find some way to pay for the service of those strippers. :)

~NiceMann

zenbooty
11-25-2000, 09:08 PM
I didn't find them offensive, but they weren't particularly funny or imaginative, either. Oh well, maybe next time...

The Happy Squirrel
11-26-2000, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by sbp
So become a woman and join the fun of male bashing. http://www.geocities.com/sbp7777/files/wink2.gif

yeah and increase your life expentcy by 5 yrs
<and your chances of suicide by 22%>
hehehe