mysterX
11-26-2000, 08:31 PM
http://www.bio-imaging.com/pages/freebee.htm
Yes, this could happen to you!
Imagine the shocking spectacle of seeing the bones in your hand by just holding your hand up to a lamp! Startling! Scary! Stupefying! Yes, but perhaps the greatest danger
comes when others behold your ASTONISHING X-RAY SPEX POWERS!
It is then you face the very real dangers of becoming a totally popular person,
even with cranky in-laws!
Remember: Always handle X-Ray Spex with EXTREME CAUTION!
Keep out of the reach of small children and grumpy optometrists. Side effects can include: Becoming the life of any party; causing a laugh riot at the office; and having way too much fun. ORDER AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Yes, Lucky You!
If You Are An Imaging Industry Professional,
Just Fill Out And Submit
The Form Below And Get
One Free Pair Of X-Ray Spex.
IF YOU DARE!
Fine Print Department:
FREE X-Ray Spex are ONLY offered to our existing or
potential customers, working professionals in the
imaging industry and related fields such as research
and other academic pursuits.
Sorry about this,
but YIKES,
we've had hundreds of requests which are taking up way too much time,
valuable time that is required by our customer projects.
Yes, this could happen to you!
Imagine the shocking spectacle of seeing the bones in your hand by just holding your hand up to a lamp! Startling! Scary! Stupefying! Yes, but perhaps the greatest danger
comes when others behold your ASTONISHING X-RAY SPEX POWERS!
It is then you face the very real dangers of becoming a totally popular person,
even with cranky in-laws!
Remember: Always handle X-Ray Spex with EXTREME CAUTION!
Keep out of the reach of small children and grumpy optometrists. Side effects can include: Becoming the life of any party; causing a laugh riot at the office; and having way too much fun. ORDER AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Yes, Lucky You!
If You Are An Imaging Industry Professional,
Just Fill Out And Submit
The Form Below And Get
One Free Pair Of X-Ray Spex.
IF YOU DARE!
Fine Print Department:
FREE X-Ray Spex are ONLY offered to our existing or
potential customers, working professionals in the
imaging industry and related fields such as research
and other academic pursuits.
Sorry about this,
but YIKES,
we've had hundreds of requests which are taking up way too much time,
valuable time that is required by our customer projects.