KIISQueen
11-15-2006, 01:20 PM
This Latino couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although in love, couldn't wait to go out into town with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife,
”Preciosa, I'll be right back…”
“Where are you going Papi Chuli..?” asked the wife.
"I am going to the bar, mamasita. I'm going to have a beer.”
The wife says to him, “You want a beer mi amor?”
Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing he can think of saying is,
“Yes, mi mujer Linda..but the bar..you know.. the frozen glass…”
He didn't get to finish the sentence, when
the wife interrupts him by saying,
“You want a frozen glass mi precioso?” She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen the she gets chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale says,
“Yes mi dulce, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious… I won't be long.
I'll be right back, mami I promise. OK?"
“You want hors d'oeuvres carino?” She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushrooms caps, pork strips, etc.
“But querida… at the bar.. you know..
the swearing, the dirty words and all that..”
“Oh, so you want dirty words macho man? !… well,
HERE, TOMA TU ****ING CERVEZA IN YOUR ****ING FROZEN MUG AND COME AND GET YOUR ****ING SNACKS, PORQUE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT PENDEJO?!”
”Preciosa, I'll be right back…”
“Where are you going Papi Chuli..?” asked the wife.
"I am going to the bar, mamasita. I'm going to have a beer.”
The wife says to him, “You want a beer mi amor?”
Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing he can think of saying is,
“Yes, mi mujer Linda..but the bar..you know.. the frozen glass…”
He didn't get to finish the sentence, when
the wife interrupts him by saying,
“You want a frozen glass mi precioso?” She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen the she gets chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale says,
“Yes mi dulce, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious… I won't be long.
I'll be right back, mami I promise. OK?"
“You want hors d'oeuvres carino?” She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushrooms caps, pork strips, etc.
“But querida… at the bar.. you know..
the swearing, the dirty words and all that..”
“Oh, so you want dirty words macho man? !… well,
HERE, TOMA TU ****ING CERVEZA IN YOUR ****ING FROZEN MUG AND COME AND GET YOUR ****ING SNACKS, PORQUE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT PENDEJO?!”