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mcs328
12-01-2006, 09:24 AM
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2006/12/local_look_neig.html

Local look: Neighborhood fearful after duckling slaughter

"At first I was stunned I sat down and I couldn't believe what I was seeing," Tom Breitsprecher says. "Whoever did it kind of stomped on them with their foot and pushed them to break their rib cage whatever."

A resident of the Tampa Bay area, Breitsprecher was raising 10 ducklings in a homemade pen outside his house, WTSP and today's St. Petersburg Times report. The ducklings were going to live in a nearby pond, but Breitsprecher found them stomped to death nearly a month ago. In a recent video report, Breitsprecher tells WTSP he believes four ducklings escaped the pen during the attack but were caught in the yard and stomped to death there. The Tampa Tribune has more details in its initial report on the deaths.

Neighbors are now fearful of a violent sociopath among them, the Times says this morning. "Margaret Patterson grabs scissors when a visitor approaches her garage. Marival Quesada edges from behind her front door and a barking Doberman. Some people in Providence Lakes won't even answer when a stranger knocks.

Local police say they have few leads and tell WTVT they have never seen an animal cruelty case like this one. Neighborhors and local groups are offering a reward for information in the case.
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:boxing: We need the Monty Python foot of death on this bastard!

Markel
12-01-2006, 09:36 AM
Just put out another group of ducklings, with one decoy duckling filled with the appropriate explosive....

ArkiStan
12-01-2006, 10:07 AM
Foot stomping? pfft. That's is nothing compared to what I do to ducks. First I have them slaughtered. Then I skin them. I continue to submerge the bodies in a viscous liquid. The soaked carcases are then thrown over scorching hot flames. Then I chop them up into small pieces. Then I violently chew them with my own teeth. Finally, instead of sptting them out, I actually swallow them. I can only hope that PETA doesn't come get me.

RoniMan
12-01-2006, 10:14 AM
Foot stomping? pfft. That's is nothing compared to what I do to ducks. First I have them slaughtered. Then I skin them. I continue to submerge the bodies in a viscous liquid. The soaked carcases are then thrown over scorching hot flames. Then I chop them up into small pieces. Then I violently chew them with my own teeth. Finally, instead of sptting them out, I actually swallow them. I can only hope that PETA doesn't come get me.
that's only cause you're asian. :P

but back to the story at hand, that is some twisted psycho. and what's worse is if they find out that the person that did it is just some kid.
:disa:

BigJon
12-01-2006, 11:55 AM
...what's worse is if they find out that the person that did it is just some kid.
:disa:
That's exactly what I was thinking. This sounds like something some pissed off my-parents-hate-me teen would do.

Burzhui
12-01-2006, 02:09 PM
well the community is over reacting but poor ducklings

ufcrusher
12-01-2006, 03:37 PM
well the community is over reacting but poor ducklings

Remember that psychopaths and sociopaths generally start killing animals before they kill their first person.

Freelance Superhero
12-01-2006, 03:58 PM
what if the guy's schizophrenic due to some deep seated childhood trauma involving ducks, killed the ducklings himself, and forgot he did it?

that psycho...

cheapie
12-01-2006, 04:17 PM
am i the only one that is like...meh...kinda bad and weird but it's certainly not even close to the worst story i've heard this year. they were ducklings. most likely fox food in a little while anyhow.

if it's not them today, it just going to be someone else tomorrow

well, i'd rather it not be today!

Napoleon54
12-01-2006, 05:29 PM
I bet the cuteness factor of baby ducks plays a large part in the community's reaction. Aww, cute fuzzy widdle baby ducklings, coo coo coo awwww...

Now if it had been someone's litter of baby rats or snakes, anything less cute, I doubt we'd be hearing about it.

ShawnLee
12-01-2006, 10:01 PM
This is bad. This sucks. This is outrageous. But forgive me if I find this easier to take than abortion rates or childhood hunger.

attgig
12-02-2006, 07:47 AM
That's exactly what I was thinking. This sounds like something some pissed off my-parents-hate-me teen would do.

:stupid:

Houdini
12-02-2006, 09:12 AM
what if the guy's schizophrenic due to some deep seated childhood trauma involving ducks, killed the ducklings himself, and forgot he did it?

that psycho...

Er...duck trauma isn't related in any fashion to schizophrenia.

dougadam
12-04-2006, 04:40 AM
That is just wrong