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johnnymk
12-12-2006, 06:24 AM
Darwin Award Nominee?

http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/84-12112006-754622.html


WICHITA, Kan. - A Wichita man called 911 to report he was the victim of an armed robbery. The theft? A pound of marijuana worth about $1,100 that he had been trying to sell at his home.

The victim told police Thursday that a buyer had pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and stole the drugs.

Police brought in a drug-sniffing dog to the house and located more marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

The victim was booked into Sedgwick County jail on several charges, including possession with the intent to sell drug.

The thief has not been found.
DarkFury
12-12-2006, 06:28 AM
I thought to earn a Darwin, you'd have to kill yourself (or almost kill yourself) in whatever you were doing that was stupid.

This guy is just a nominee for the "Dumbest criminal award".
ShawnLee
12-12-2006, 07:00 AM
Unless, he smoked so much that he made himself infertile, I'm with DF, this is an EXTREMELY stupid criminal, but not a Darwin Award candidate.
Napoleon54
12-12-2006, 07:01 AM
Wow, that is reeeealy stupid. :disa:


I thought to earn a Darwin, you'd have to kill yourself (or almost kill yourself) in whatever you were doing that was stupid.

This guy is just a nominee for the "Dumbest criminal award".

:stupid:
bachviet
12-12-2006, 08:40 AM
What a dumb a$$. :laugh:
Houdini
12-14-2006, 11:28 AM
Heh...I hear stories like that about once/year. Quick, call the cops! Somebody stole my illegal stuff! :rolleyes:
Prngr44
12-19-2006, 01:09 PM
I wonder if this was his wife??


HAWTHORNE, Fla. (AP) -- A North Carolina woman was arrested after complaining to a police officer that the crack cocaine she had just purchased wasn't very good, authorities said.

Eloise D. Reaves, 50, approached the Putnam County sheriff's deputy at a convenience store Friday, telling him that another man had sold her "bad crack" that contained wax and cocaine.

She pulled an alleged crack rock out of her mouth and placed it on the deputy's car for inspection, the Palatka Daily News reported for Tuesday editions.

The deputy told Reaves that she would be arrested if the crack tested positive for cocaine.

She was charged with possession of cocaine and bonded out for $1,504.