gwilks98
01-12-2007, 04:53 PM
I wasn’t really having a good day.
I slept in till 1:30 (late night) and I had stuff I wanted to get done. My brother, who was staying with me last night complained about wanting to go home, so I took him to Jack in the box around 2:30, then took him home. I went to the library to get a card and look for some books, and the librarian tells me that if my driver’s license doesn’t have a current address (it doesn’t) I need a utility bill that has one (I pay online) or a checkbook (old checks, old address). In short, I decided my best bet was to go run to the license office and renew my license. I wait in line for a half hour before seeing the sign that I didn't have enough ID to get a renewal or address update: They require a birth certificate AND proof of residency (utility bill) before I can renew. CRAP.
I thought about standing in line and paying them to print my personal property tax receipt because that has the new address, but that line was at least another half hour. Pissed, I went to the gym.
I had an OK workout and went to the locker room to change back into my street clothes. I could barely keep my head up. Well, as I’m bent over tying my shoes, I look up and some guy is putting deodorant on his wang about 2 feet from my head. I looked up and saw a powdery white man-penis flopping at me. And then he put the deodorant on his taint.
Awesome.
So yeah, some guy wanted to have sexy time with my head at the gym. Not the greatest way to start off the weekend.
I starting thinking, I hope that's not the same stick that goes on his underarms.
Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day couldn't overscar this image burned in my head.
High five.
I slept in till 1:30 (late night) and I had stuff I wanted to get done. My brother, who was staying with me last night complained about wanting to go home, so I took him to Jack in the box around 2:30, then took him home. I went to the library to get a card and look for some books, and the librarian tells me that if my driver’s license doesn’t have a current address (it doesn’t) I need a utility bill that has one (I pay online) or a checkbook (old checks, old address). In short, I decided my best bet was to go run to the license office and renew my license. I wait in line for a half hour before seeing the sign that I didn't have enough ID to get a renewal or address update: They require a birth certificate AND proof of residency (utility bill) before I can renew. CRAP.
I thought about standing in line and paying them to print my personal property tax receipt because that has the new address, but that line was at least another half hour. Pissed, I went to the gym.
I had an OK workout and went to the locker room to change back into my street clothes. I could barely keep my head up. Well, as I’m bent over tying my shoes, I look up and some guy is putting deodorant on his wang about 2 feet from my head. I looked up and saw a powdery white man-penis flopping at me. And then he put the deodorant on his taint.
Awesome.
So yeah, some guy wanted to have sexy time with my head at the gym. Not the greatest way to start off the weekend.
I starting thinking, I hope that's not the same stick that goes on his underarms.
Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day couldn't overscar this image burned in my head.
High five.