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gwilks98
01-12-2007, 04:53 PM
I wasn’t really having a good day.



I slept in till 1:30 (late night) and I had stuff I wanted to get done. My brother, who was staying with me last night complained about wanting to go home, so I took him to Jack in the box around 2:30, then took him home. I went to the library to get a card and look for some books, and the librarian tells me that if my driver’s license doesn’t have a current address (it doesn’t) I need a utility bill that has one (I pay online) or a checkbook (old checks, old address). In short, I decided my best bet was to go run to the license office and renew my license. I wait in line for a half hour before seeing the sign that I didn't have enough ID to get a renewal or address update: They require a birth certificate AND proof of residency (utility bill) before I can renew. CRAP.

I thought about standing in line and paying them to print my personal property tax receipt because that has the new address, but that line was at least another half hour. Pissed, I went to the gym.

I had an OK workout and went to the locker room to change back into my street clothes. I could barely keep my head up. Well, as I’m bent over tying my shoes, I look up and some guy is putting deodorant on his wang about 2 feet from my head. I looked up and saw a powdery white man-penis flopping at me. And then he put the deodorant on his taint.

Awesome.

So yeah, some guy wanted to have sexy time with my head at the gym. Not the greatest way to start off the weekend.

I starting thinking, I hope that's not the same stick that goes on his underarms.

Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day couldn't overscar this image burned in my head.

High five.

brainsmile
01-12-2007, 05:10 PM
mmmm... Margaret. Sorry mang...

Jenny
01-12-2007, 07:31 PM
ROFLMAO I was ok til the wang part of the story then I just couldn't stop laughing. That image just cracked me up.

Sorry you had a crappy day but thanks for the entertainment!

On a semi-sort-of-same note, we went to Target tonight and I was sitting in the Starbucks reading and drinking a hot white chocolate (yummy!), when a group of college age kids came in. I was at a table right by the window overlooking the entrance. The guy up in front decided it would be funny to moon the rest of his friends so I got an eyeful. Wow. lol

johnnymk
01-12-2007, 07:59 PM
Let's see: January 12...that's 112.

There must be something about that number with wangs and butts.

thresher
01-12-2007, 08:56 PM
I, too, made it to the pecker. Then I started rolling. My wife read it (without any warning) and just about died. So, you may have had a miserable experience but you typed up some funny stuff. I would submit it to somewhere that would appreciate it as much as we did and chalk it up as one of those days. As for us... we're off to watch Kung Fu Hustle. Ciao
Thresh

Napoleon54
01-13-2007, 12:00 PM
I woke up this morning to a sure sign that I drank too much last night: had to clean vomit out of my ear with a Q-tip.

Mmmm... triscuits and water are my friends.

MikeD
01-13-2007, 12:55 PM
I wasn’t really having a good day.

High five.

Funniest post I've read in a long time.

Gym locker rooms suck.

ufcrusher
01-13-2007, 04:54 PM
Yeah, that sucks. Personally I have never heard (nor seen, fortunately) anyone put deodorant on their one-eyed trouser snake nor any area in that general vicinity. I have seen people put powder to prevent chafing...but thats it. Yuck.

On the upside, the rest of your day cannot go any worse.

Prngr44
01-19-2007, 08:30 AM
Who the hell puts deodorant on their unit??

(Funny story though, made me laugh too.)

DarkFury
01-19-2007, 11:06 AM
Picking up a value meal at Jack in the Box.... $4.75

Gym Membership fee............................ $40.00 per month

Lookin' up in the gym locker room only to see a "powdered Long John" staring you right in the face................. PRICELESS!!!


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