TSR Wireless.. This is the Funniest SH|T I've ever heard

[kain9i6]

I have this sorry ass pager company called TSR Wireless.. They bought Econopage when it went under and now they are going under themselves (maybe I should buy a pacbell cellphone and hope they go under too =0) Anyways, you have to call this 800 number to hear this sh|t.. it's hillarious.

1-800-795-7464 then choose option 2.. this is absolutely hillarious..

[StonedWheat]

I don't get it. It's just a normal voice menu. Oh I get it...'customer service' is an oxymoron! hahahahha :laugh:

[kain9i6]

Did you hear what they were saying in the message??

[hapoo]

umm i dont get it either. care to explain?

[kain9i6]

Did you call the 800 number?? If not.. call the 800 number.. 1-800-795-7464 and Hit the NUMBER 2 when they answer.. it will explain it there.. it shows how some people just don't care..

[hapoo]

yeah i did, and all it says is please call within our business hours from 9-5 (i'm assuming its east coast time cause its only 4:24 here)

[kain9i6]

Ok.. nevermind.. they took off the message and put a normal one on.. it was fvckin hillarious.. apparently they are going out of business and some of the employees decided to take it upon themselves to create their own little greeting message for callers.. Basically it went like this "Hello, you've reached TSR wireless, the nation's largest broke-ass paging service. We don't care about your mother fvcking business because we are now bankrupt.. That's right, chapter mother fvckin 7 co..sucker. So if you want service for your pager, stick it up your mother f..k.ng a.s. Oh yes, but i do have one thing for you, a big fat d.c. to stick in between your buttcheeks.. so... f..k off!" And they had changed it to something similar every hour.. i thought it was hillarious and found it extremely amusing.. i'm sorry you guys missed out on it..

[hapoo]

hehehehe
that is funny, you should have recorded it.

[kain9i6]

I can only wish.. =0( kick myself in the ass now..

[brain]

A little clarification... TSR Wireless did not buy Econopage. TSR just happened to be one of the carrier's that Econopage had used. TSR was supposed to have filed chapter 7 bankruptcy as of December 11, but it appears that they haven't yet.