Quick rants!!!!

[The Happy Squirrel]

just feel like ranting. post random rants here not about anything in gerneal or anything specific, just feel the need to show how obniouxous i can be about nothing at all like those guys whoowrk in the mall and stand outside to try and get you in thier store, "hey man do you know your sleep number?" or if your on the phone "how s the reception on that, have you tried Jacked-up mobile" no i ahvent and i dont want to piss off you retailrenegade, you shopping swashbuckeler, i dont care if i wanted your stupid product i wold come into your store i dont need you to tell me that your storemis there i can see it by the giant firggin sign above your door anmd if my cell phone sucked or i needed a manicure i would walk up to you, what is this a friggin crnival, are you a head hunter, does the $3.85 commision you make off me buying a jar of your miracle cream or crystal lamp really make it worth your time to hassel person after person or could your time me more effectivly used by going back sitting behind the counter of your fat duff and thinkning of ways to imporve on your gas milage, or counting celing tiles, your be much less like to be attacked by the holiday feller who has just one too many creep guys telling his wife/girlfriend that she is beautiful but could be more beautiful by bringing out the true beauty from within by using his special secret belnd of himilyian spring water brazillian herbs and amazon rain forest berries that produce an exotic intoxinacating blend of aromatherapy exfollitaing, fortifying, indulgence of hogwash, GRRRRRRRR



hehe just felt like ranting you should try it.:boxing:

[Markel]

Walking through a hardware store (Menards). Guy standing at a display on an aisle asks "Do you know about the rule of 72s?" and I respond "Yep". He asks "What is it, then?" and I say "You divide 72 by your interest rate to find out how many years it will take for your investment to double. And you work for Primerica." I was right on both counts. :hihi:

[MrGreg]

I usually respond to people with petitions or registering people to vote with "Sorry, I'm a felon and can't vote."

I got a call once to switch long distance carriers (back when I still had a land line) and told them I didn't need long distance because I don't have a phone. "Oh, ok. Sorry to bother you then." :D

[Napoleon54]

I'm still not liking the new color scheme. Quoted text is too faint, and everything generally looks washed out and boring. It's as if Obby bleached my monitor.

[oblongmelon]

I'm still not liking the new color scheme. Quoted text is too faint, and everything generally looks washed out and boring. It's as if Obby bleached my monitor.


It wasn't me. I swear..but It also seems that since THS has been back-all his posts have been rants about something..

[gwilks98]

This thread might as well have been a personal invite to me to post in it. I'm a big fan of the rant.

Commercials are my #1 pet peeve.

The verizon commercial with the guy in the gym. "Hey bawd. I just got the new fallout boy song cause I'm like totally surfed out cause that's what gym guys sound like and it gets me pumped!" <procedes to wag his finger around like a retard in a finger painting contest> Swing and a miss verizon. You suck.

I absolutely can't stand the Kia Rondo commercial.

"Giddyupidness?" "Steerology?" A bunch of idiots holding their hands in the air and swaying to a crappy song? Every time it comes on, I'm just hoping there's a guy out there who runs onto the commercial to give one of those hand waiving asshats a swift kick in the junk. Feel that, sunshine?

This is worse than the chevy commercial with a bunch of yuppy tools jumping off buildings and overpasses to claim their car or truck. By the way, notice how they all race to the car on the delivery truck and touch it with their hand to claim it? As if your gentle hand-touch is going to pursuade someone like me to not to ninja kick you and throw you off said delivery truck if I want that car badly enough. It's not a game of tag from preschool. I don't see lawsuits over title control based on who had their hand on the damned thing first. And given the slow car sales, there's no rush to claim your chevy today you sheep.


Thanks. I needed that.

[The Happy Squirrel]

It wasn't me. I swear..but It also seems that since THS has been back-all his posts have been rants about something..


really? me rant? about anytiung or nothing?
hehe why do you think i made this post

[Yossarian]

in one month, car dies, buy new one(and dive farther into debt) wreck the company van, fall on black ice and have to change a tire the next day, dump the gf, things weird with the old one(but in a good way) turn 21, and no one shows

[eSDee]

I'm not a vegetarian but do we really need bigger burgers at the fast food joints these days? I thought they had maxed out what was possible but they keep adding more cheese and more bacon and more burger. Do we really need it?

[/treehugger]