If You're Bored...Here's A Good Read

[MikeD]

Some folks have waaaaaay too much time on their hands.

http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/

Love this one:


Shortly after every single time Margret touches my computer, for any reason whatsoever, I have to spend twenty minutes trying to fix crashes, locked systems, data loses, jammed drives, bizarre re-configurations and things stuck in the keyboard. There then follows a free and frank exchange of views with, in my corner, 'It's your fault,' and, in hers, 'It's a curious statistical anomaly.'

[gwilks98]

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# She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear.


lol

[The Happy Squirrel]

wow this maybe should have gone in the "quick rants" thread
heheh this guy is awesome new hero!!!!

[Paymaster]

Holy crap- this one is myself & Mrs. Paymaster all the time:

Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you've got the inflection here: Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. 'Who's she?', 'Why did he get shot?', 'I thought that one was on their side?', 'Is that a bomb' - 'JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!'

[MikeD]

Holy crap- this one is myself & Mrs. Paymaster all the time:

Man, that's me and the wifey as well. It's like we're watching two different shows. :yell:

Not a big fan of the play by play. Just watch the damn movie and figure it out yourself. That's what I'm doing...