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The Happy Squirrel
03-21-2007, 01:24 AM
okay since appearently i complain to much this thred is a bit more light hearted


post one liners here.


Horse walks into a bar bartender syas why the long face????
MikeD
03-21-2007, 05:36 AM
Is that a pimple or are you growing a second head?
DarkFury
03-21-2007, 06:12 AM
Ok...

A guy walks into a bar.... and says "OUCH" that hurt! :eek:
Cubsfan
03-21-2007, 06:30 AM
A cannibal passed his friend in the jungle.
Yossarian
03-21-2007, 01:21 PM
I never forget a face, but in your case i'll make an exception
Prngr44
03-21-2007, 01:25 PM
I'm busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Butch
03-21-2007, 02:26 PM
Sig . . .
cadetevon
03-21-2007, 02:35 PM
A cannibal passed his friend in the jungle.

:puke: Bwhahaha!!! *snicker/snort*

I've never heard this one before.
Burzhui
03-21-2007, 03:33 PM
Sig . . .


it should be sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality
Burzhui
03-21-2007, 03:37 PM
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
fillup0215
03-21-2007, 04:17 PM
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette
dis one slide."

--
Hoser
03-21-2007, 04:37 PM
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Grafalgar
03-21-2007, 04:46 PM
"I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy... I'd have had nothing to play with." - Rodney Dangerfield
eSDee
03-21-2007, 04:59 PM
Your mommas so stupid she gave your uncle a blowjob to help his unemployment.
The Happy Squirrel
03-22-2007, 01:44 AM
you mamma so fat she got cankles
Butch
03-22-2007, 03:15 AM
it should be sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality

Pfft . . . only if you think beating a horse is sadistic. For me, it's just Tuesday. However, you are correct. I forgot about about the sadistic part.
Napoleon54
03-22-2007, 08:12 AM
Pfft . . . only if you think beating a horse is sadistic. For me, it's just Tuesday. However, you are correct. I forgot about about the sadistic part.

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q58/Napoleon54/deadhorse.gif

Sadism on Tuesday, then what day of the week for the rest of it? I guess that would depend on if you like your horse warm or cold.
ShawnLee
03-22-2007, 10:12 AM
A baby seal walked into this club...
DarkFury
03-22-2007, 10:15 AM
you mamma so fat she got cankles
Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Log Cabin positive. :D