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cheapie
06-07-2007, 06:24 AM
i am on a business trip for 9 days and i brought 6 pairs of shoes. :heh:

have i caught teh ghey? i brought two pair of dress shoes for my meetings next week. one pair of boots for the harley trip this weekend. sandals, running shoes, and pumas for going out. and that's less than 1/3 of the number of shoes i own. :rolleyes:

so...just wondering if that's odd for a dude, gay or otherwise.

johnnymk
06-07-2007, 06:33 AM
You should change your name to tranny or metro. :)

oblongmelon
06-07-2007, 07:11 AM
You must have got a good deal on the shoes..where did you get them?

renovation
06-07-2007, 07:25 AM
for me the max amount of shoes i take on a trip is 4 pairs .
water shoes ,dress shoes ,sandal,and tennis /running shoes

TofuNinja
06-07-2007, 07:28 AM
no you'd be gay if you bought a different set of shoes for each outfit and then cleaned them after each time you used them.

Yeah you must have gotten a good deal on shoes. :)

ShawnLee
06-07-2007, 07:43 AM
Nah... It's not an internet virus that you pick up or anything. Though, the presence of any other indicators might cause question. Namely, have you had the urge to have sex with another man recently? Cause, that's the big one.

Markel
06-07-2007, 08:19 AM
You should change your name to tranny or metro. :)
or Imelda. :heh:

DarkFury
06-07-2007, 08:55 AM
Nah... It's not an internet virus that you pick up or anything. Though, the presence of any other indicators might cause question. Namely, have you had the urge to have sex with another man recently? Cause, that's the big one.
Well he has been hangin' out with "bikers" lately... :hmm:

Just don't go back to the "Blue Oyster Bar".... cause then it's all over. :2far:

cruelpupet
06-07-2007, 09:27 AM
Well he has been hangin' out with "bikers" lately... :hmm:

Just don't go back to the "Blue Oyster Bar".... cause then it's all over. :2far:


So who wants to check all the gay bars and clubs in googles street view to see if we find cheapie

gwilks98
06-07-2007, 09:44 AM
6 pairs of shoes for practical uses is not gay, though it's a bit much for a 9 day trip. Like TofuNinja said, having 6 pairs of shoes because they match your outfit is gay.

ray
06-07-2007, 10:25 AM
Just don't go back to the "Blue Oyster Bar".... cause then it's all over. :2far:

I've got that stinking song in my head now! damn you! :boxing:

TofuNinja
06-07-2007, 10:49 AM
Namely, have you had the urge to have sex with another man recently? Cause, that's the big one.

And Remember George Clooney doesn't count.

LPMiller
06-07-2007, 11:12 AM
a man should have 1 pair of sneakers, one pair of sandels, and one pair of dress shoes. Anything above that is gay.

Paymaster
06-07-2007, 12:55 PM
a man should have 1 pair of sneakers, one pair of sandals, and one pair of dress shoes. Anything above that is gay.

I own that plus a pair of hiking boots. I must be gay!

MrGreg
06-07-2007, 01:20 PM
I own that plus a pair of hiking boots. I must be gay!

For boots I think there is an exception if the store where you purchased them also sells firearms.

Kevster
06-07-2007, 01:25 PM
For boots I think there is an exception if the store where you purchased them also sells firearms.

I got my latest pair of hiking boots from REI. Oh crap...

DaFunkyUnit
06-07-2007, 03:21 PM
water shoes

what are water shoes? the shoes you wear when you swim?

cheapie
06-07-2007, 03:39 PM
well, i didn't want to wear black/gray for all of my meetings so i brought tan slacks as well. hence the two pair of dress shoes.

Maarchk
06-07-2007, 03:59 PM
sounds shady to me.
i have 6 pairs in total.
Black formal dress shoes
brown semi-formal/work shoes
Pumas for night on the town
sandals
tennis shoes
b-ball shoes.

That is all.

johnnymk
06-07-2007, 05:20 PM
Sandals are gay

gwilks98
06-07-2007, 05:22 PM
a man should have 1 pair of sneakers, one pair of sandels, and one pair of dress shoes. Anything above that is gay.

Two pair of dress shoes: one black, one brown. Wearing one in place of the other makes you look like your mom still dresses you.
2 pair of sneakers: One for gym use only, the other for street
(I have a leftover pair that gets the yardwork since it frequently gets covered in dog poop.)
1 pair of sandals for public showers.
I don't think that's out of line.

cheapie
06-07-2007, 07:07 PM
Sandals are gay

i bought a pair of reef flip flops and i wear them every single day. they are super comfy and i will absolutely buy another pair when they wear out.

RIVERWIDOW
06-07-2007, 09:25 PM
Sandals are gay

Only if you wear black socks with them.

renovation
06-07-2007, 10:07 PM
what are water shoes? the shoes you wear when you swim?
yes . i own 2 pair one i keep in florida and a pair i have here at my michigan home . they really help when you go out and its rocky or there is sea weed in the water . and in florida not all beachs are sand like they make it out to be .

revil
06-08-2007, 02:20 AM
yes.

DarkFury
06-08-2007, 08:45 AM
BTW... usually if you have to ask yourself the question "Am I gay"... you've probably answered it already by most counts. :D

Houdini
06-08-2007, 10:16 AM
I've got that stinking song in my head now! damn you! :boxing:

I NEED MORE COWBELL!

zenbooty
06-08-2007, 12:03 PM
Sandals are gay:stupid:

In my closet:

Two pairs hard leather dress shoes for work and dress-up occasions - one black, one brown

One pair of brown or black soft leather shoes for casual wear.

One pair of sneakers/athletic shoes for the gym and recreation (I never wear sneakers as plain old casual wear. Just not my personal style.)

One pair of high end basketball sneakers (Air Jordan's, to be precise), strictly for the basketball court to give me ankle support and knee security.

I wouldn't mind one pair of workboots or some other rugged footwear for out in the snow, hiking, etc. But currently don't own any.

zenbooty
06-08-2007, 12:07 PM
(I never wear sneakers as plain old casual wear. Just not my personal style.)
Actually, this isn't entirely true. If I'm wearing shorts, I'll wear the sneakers with white socks cause shorts with leather shoes and socks look really dorky. But I wear shorts out in public maybe 5 or 6 times a year.

attgig
06-09-2007, 10:26 PM
i'm definitely ghey. darn deals making me buy stuff that i don't necessarily need... (now). i have 4 pairs of trail running shoes alone (REI .83 + 50% clearance..each one @ ~$30).

Kevster
06-10-2007, 02:30 PM
Cheapie, this is for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OjTF3Ut9FI

Napoleon54
06-10-2007, 09:05 PM
Fixed. :D




In my closet:

Two pairs hard leather dress shoes for work and dress-up occasions - one black, one brown

One pair of brown or black soft leather shoes for casual wear.

One pair of sneakers/athletic shoes for the gym and recreation (I never wear sneakers as plain old casual wear. Just not my personal style.)

One pair of high end basketball sneakers (Air Jordan's, to be precise), strictly for the basketball court to give me ankle support and knee security.

One G|A poster named Cheapie.

Napoleon54
06-10-2007, 09:12 PM
My footwear collection certainly doesn't classify me as gay IMHO. I have one pair of each of the following: brown leather shoes for everyday casual wear, black dress shoes, sneakers, sandals, flip-flops, water shoes, hiking boots, knee-high rubber boots for hunting and ice fishing, heavily insulated pac boots for extreme cold, rollerblades, hockey skates.

Airencracken
06-11-2007, 10:05 AM
The folks that say Sandals are gay are obviously not from California. They must be from some other frigid state.

Napoleon54
06-11-2007, 10:32 AM
Cheapie, this is for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OjTF3Ut9FI

Hah, nice, but I was expecting this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

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