Dilbert Bugs Me - Clueless thread

[itz_me_tom]

Ok, I'm here to start the "Dilbert Bugs the Sh!t Out of Me, Clueless thread".

Here, in true "Dilberto" style, we can post redundant, idiotic messages that may have made sense 2 months ago, but have zero relevance here today.

We are, of course, very aware that "Dilbert" is more than likely a part of the Sh!tgram and no one is that out of touch.

This may be a one post thread, but hey, there are plenty of other radio people blogging for stupid self-serving reasons, why not us!???

[longcommute]

I've heard there is this great "Showgram" in San Diego town where 2 men named Jeff and Jer tell hilarious stories and people listen to them through a magic voice box. Quite remarkable!!! We should all figure out how to acquire one of these boxes so we can listen in!

[itz_me_tom]

I've heard there is this great "Showgram" in San Diego town where 2 men named Jeff and Jer tell hilarious stories and people listen to them through a magic voice box. Quite remarkable!!! We should all figure out how to acquire one of these boxes so we can listen in!

You are gonna fit right in Longcommute.

Hey, does your name mean that you drive one of those "automobiles" long distances in order to get to your place of business? I must investigate into these so called automobiles. I hear they're a real time saver!

[BecInCA]

I'm so glad I found this thread. Are any of you aware that:

1. Little Tommy has a blog and is "kind of a big deal"
2. Laura went to rehab and is now possibly seperated from her husband - oh, and she is also "kind of a big deal"
3. Jeff is a newlywed and has teeth issues
4 Jer is Buddhist vegetarian and is married to his soulmate
5. Randy lives at his parents' house with Debbie
6. Becky's house is not really the house of someone named Becky
7. Jingle Ball is not really a nasty phrase
8. Jeff and Jer are no longer on Star 100.7

Just wanted to make sure that you are all up to date. How are we doing Dilbert? Are we all up to your speed now?

:wavey2:

[Dilbert-1985]

Intersting about Becky's house. I heard that Becky was a made up name for her.

Jeff was married twice before I heard.

I know Jeff and Jer's real last names. The last names Elliot and St. James are stage names for them.

[itz_me_tom]

Intersting about Becky's house. I heard that Becky was a made up name for her.

Jeff was married twice before I heard.

I know Jeff and Jer's real last names. The last names Elliot and St. James are stage names for them.


Dilbert is pulling a "dilbert"!

Keep on spankin' it, Dillweed!

[BecInCA]

:banghead:

[itz_me_tom]

:banghead:

That's a hilarious use of a cartoon, Becs.

May I ask, where would one find such a humorous graphic such as yours?

[BecInCA]

:confused: Are Jeff and Jer on every morning? I hear that they take a lot of vacation time. Is the world flat? I wonder what ever happened on to B100? Dullbert for president!

[Dilbert-1985]

oh my gosh. Haven't heard about B-100 in a long time.

B-100 became Star 100. Then it turned into Jack.

Jeff and Jer are on every weekday. Their new radio home is Star 94.1. When they moved to 94.1 they re-named it Star 94.1, kind of to remind us of the old Star 100.7.

[BecInCA]

I wish I was able to add sound effects along with graphics. If that were possible, I would be adding a cricket with cricket sounds...

I'm outta here- got get back with da normal homies at da J & J Drama Club. It's been real, it's been fun, but it truly has not been real fun... I gotta get out of here before my IQ drops any lower...cya Dullbert!

[feefifofum]

This proves it's all been a big sham!

[sameome]

oh my gosh. Haven't heard about B-100 in a long time.

B-100 became Star 100. Then it turned into Jack.

Jeff and Jer are on every weekday. Their new radio home is Star 94.1. When they moved to 94.1 they re-named it Star 94.1, kind of to remind us of the old Star 100.7.


OMG.. good o'l Dilbert

[iamsheens]

Did you guys hear that Tommy and Laura live together? I wonder what happened with Laura and Dave? Do you think they are having marital problems? Perhaps they are working on their problems. I can't imagine they will get divorced, Laura is a great wife.

I heard that Laura is mom of the year. do you think she purposely has to borrow money from Charlie?

Did you know that Jeff and Jer are number one in arbitron ratings? That prove's they are a hardworking group. The showgram is so great. I just love how open and honest for us. I love that my kids can listen to the wholesome show.

Was I dilbert enough?

[iamsheens]

I really do like that dilbert can poke fun at himself...only i wonder if he is serious?

[Dilbert-1985]

Yep, every week day at 6 a.m., we hear the song "Lovely Day" and we know it's another lovely day with Jeff and Jer. That's like their theme song. Not everybody listens in at the very beginning so they might not know that.

[Wabbitsd]

:stupid:
Ever notice how they end the show with "It's the best day of our lives!"

why do they say that?

[wanky]

Hey...this is fun! I'd like to chime and in and share some of my thoughts with you, especially Dilbert. Maybe he/she/it can shed some light to these questions:
1. Why is Tommy called Little Tommy. Is he really little? Is he a man-child? Why does he have a hairy back if he's so little?

2. Is Jeff still married to Nina? He mentions a gal named Kristen a lot and even calls her his wife.....maybe that's his other daughter with his first wife. Funny, I have never heard of her until just recently. Maybe some of us can do some detective work and find out.

3. I think Laura might have a problem with addiction. She always sounds drunk and incoherent at times.

4. Why is star 94.1 not called Jack-Star 194.1 FM? Funny how things change so quickly.

5. Finally, where is Elvis? Is he alive? I think the good detectives from the other thread can find out for us.
:wavey2:

[wanky]

Keep it coming Dilbert...we're having tons of fun!:hihi:

[Wabbitsd]

I don't really know if this has been discussed here before, but I thnk there is a site where people...mostly women, I think...post their bad dating experiences to warn other women who might encounter these miscreants.

I can feign forgetting that I already posted this, but how does Delayna spell her name? Anyone know? And what does Jeff think of her haircolor? Does anyone know? Did Laura ever come back after her mysterious disappearance to deal with family issues? Did Delayna fill in for her?

How does Delayna spell her name, anyway? Anyone know? When will Laura be coming back? Will Delayna still receive the same color paycheck? Did Jeff change his hair color?

[itz_me_tom]

I don't really know if this has been discussed here before, but I thnk there is a site where people...mostly women, I think...post their bad dating experiences to warn other women who might encounter these miscreants.

I can feign forgetting that I already posted this, but how does Delayna spell her name? Anyone know? And what does Jeff think of her haircolor? Does anyone know? Did Laura ever come back after her mysterious disappearance to deal with family issues? Did Delayna fill in for her?

How does Delayna spell her name, anyway? Anyone know? When will Laura be coming back? Will Delayna still receive the same color paycheck? Did Jeff change his hair color?

Wabbit, you're the s^*t!

Hey, why is your name wabbit? ...is that a funny-tricky way to say, rabbit? Do you ever listen to morning radio? I was wondering if you have heard of Jef and Jer? They're funny.

[Wabbitsd]

I'd like to answer that, itz, but then I would have to repeat the question endlessly or at least til the end of time, whichever comes first.

Dilbert....really, wasn't there a cartoon about people in an office once and they used that name? Is that where you got your name?

I thought about trying out that new station, 94.1. I have a question, why did they add "Star" to their name? Wasn't that the name of some other radio station? Is that other station ok with them stealing or using that name, whichever comes first?

[itz_me_tom]

I'd like to answer that, itz, but then I would have to repeat the question endlessly or at least til the end of time, whichever comes first.

Dilbert....really, wasn't there a cartoon about people in an office once and they used that name? Is that where you got your name?

I thought about trying out that new station, 94.1. I have a question, why did they add "Star" to their name? Wasn't that the name of some other radio station? Is that other station ok with them stealing or using that name, whichever comes first?


Ahhh...I feel "de-Dibertized" All better now!

[insightbyjake]

Ahhh...I feel "de-Dibertized" All better now!

Dilbert seldom bothers me because I am a fan of "subtle." Dilbert is Red Skelton...Jerry Lewis....Andrew "Dice" Clay --- an over-the-top attempt at "funny."

The problem is, "over-the-top" is seldom smart or bright or witty -- it's guffaw-attempted humor. It screams "desperate," while pretending disconnect.

Dilbert is a sad attempt to remain "relevant..." He prays for attention in his world of irrelevant posting.

[Wabbitsd]

ya don't suppose there is a little of this :nuts: going on as well?

[RowdyOne]

Well, I think this is a fun website. Does anyone know how come not many people are writing on it any more? Some people used to write on it.

Wait a minute! Maybe they don't know how to find it. I've heard it is hard for some people to use the web. Sometimes once in the past I have even had some time when I couldn't figure something out.

[Wabbitsd]

Anyone know why someone doesn't start a second site dedicated to Dilbertian Logic? It would seem like a good idea. Many people on this thread seem not to like jeff and jer and the other hooligans on the sprewgram.

well, except some people seem to think Delayna is ok, and others also think that emily is ok, though I have my doubts.

[11ListenerNot]

Did anyone read Laura's diary where it wasn't her day to see her son's first day at school. Poor Laura, it must be really hard on her. Do you think Dave put his foot down and told her she couldn't come, or maybe she was busy reading one of her books. You know that's her new hobby!

[feefifofum]

Laura has a son?

[11ListenerNot]

Laura has a son Charlie and a daughter Evie. By the way, Tommy's new girlfriend Michelle's daughter's name is also Evie.
That's quite a coincidence.

Do you think Tommy and Michelle will ever get married? I heard that he proposed.

[itz_me_tom]

Laura has a diary? What a great thing for her. She could write all her thoughts and let us read them.

Does anyone know what airline Dave flies for? I heard he is a pilot.

[iamsheens]

lol dead on dilbert impressions, amusing!

[RowdyOne]

Didn't Laura say she was going to look at a place to live in Hillcrest? Does anyone know if she found a place to move to now that Tommy and Michelle are together?

And how many kids does Michelle have, anyway. It sounds like she is not with them very much, so who is taking care of them? Children should have parents who take care of them.

[Wabbitsd]

I just found this thread. does anyone listen to that Star station, 94.1? Didn't Tommy buy a nice house in Temecula for his family? I wonder how he likes that drive. It's a long way to San Diego.

[YoungAmerican]

Little Tommy posted some really deep thoughts in his blog this morning. He really opened up about his kids and his mom and how he is a dad first and a son. I think he is in a really healthy place right now. Oh, and one more really important thing. He shared with everyone how his brothers were addicts when he was little. WOW, how brave of him to share such a deep, personal childhood secret.

[11ListenerNot]

Gosh, I didn't realize Tommy was so religious! Do you think he really found God? I think we should all pray for him and his happiness with Michelle. Maybe also pray for Laura? She seems to be having some struggles lately

[feefifofum]

I think I'll pray for all of YOU. Isn't this board here to sing the praises of the WONDERFUL personalities of the J&J Sunshinegram? You all sound like you have some NEGATIVE things to say about the pillars of society otherwise known as Laura "the redeemed" Cain, Tommy "the altruistic" Sablan, Jeff "the absolved" Detrow, Jerry "the enlightened" Cesak, and Randy "the caretaker" Hoag. REPENT!

[Wabbitsd]

I think we should get back to the purpose of this board, and maybe we can use the good sense our mothers learned us to not throw rocks at Mama Rosa's innocent little Tomas.

I thnk Tommy SHOULD marry Laura, just like Rosa told him.

Tommy had a tough childhood, no one let him have birthday candles ever since that arson investigation.

[Got Apex Moderator]

Please, no more threads of this type. It's still against the rules (http://www.gotapex.com/region-specific-deals/announcements.html) to call out individual members, no matter how much it's deserved:


Members are expected to conduct yourselves as gentlemen and ladies here. That means showing courtesy to other members and avoiding excessive cursing and personal attacks like namecalling and flaming. In addition, please extend a welcoming hand to newbies-they may not be familiar with how the forum operates. Those unable to do so and who contribute to an unfriendly atmosphere will be given a timeout.

Also, you may be pleased to know that this particular user is no longer welcome here. You won't be hearing from him again.