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renovation
10-10-2007, 07:09 AM
BRISBANE, Australia (AP) - Doctors plugged an Italian tourist into a drip-feed of vodka to save him at a hospital in Australia that ran out of the medicinal alcohol it would normally have used for treatment.

The 24-year-old Italian, who was not further identified, was brought to Mackay Base Hospital in northeastern Queesland state and was diagnosed as having ingested a large quantity of ethylene glycol, a common ingredient of antifreeze that can cause renal failure.

Pure alcohol is often given in treating such cases because it can inhibit the toxic effects of ethylene glycol.

Mackay Base Hospital Dr. Pascal Gelperowicz said the man was given pharmaceutical-grade alcohol when he arrived, but that the hospital's supplies soon ran out.

"We quickly used all the available vials of 100 per cent alcohol and decided the next best way to get alcohol into the man's system was by feeding him spirits through a naso gastric tube," Dr. Gelperowicz said in a statement.

"The patient was drip-fed about three standard drinks an hour for three days in the intensive care unit," he said. "The hospital's administrators were also very understanding when we explained our reasons for buying a case of vodka."

The patient, was believed to have ingested the poison in an attempt at self-harm, made a successful recover. The incident occurred about two months ago, though the hospital just released information on the case.
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20071010/D8S6BKP00.html

the truth is so strange sometimes !

chrissy
10-10-2007, 07:21 AM
Good to know- saves a call to poison control!

LOL

-911

- my son got into the antifreeze.

- (dispatching an ambulance)

- so I have him started on vodka

- what?

- yeah, read it on line :)

- (dispatching childrens services)

:hihi:

uncledaddy
10-10-2007, 10:10 AM
Good to know- saves a call to poison control!

LOL

-911

- my son got into the antifreeze.

- (dispatching an ambulance)

- so I have him started on vodka

- what?

- yeah, read it on line :)

- (dispatching childrens services)

:hihi:


:lmfao:

uncledaddy
10-10-2007, 10:12 AM
I thought feeding alcohol by IV or injections was just a joke. :gle:

Memo
10-10-2007, 10:17 AM
I thought feeding alcohol by IV or injections was just a joke. :gle:

Not by IV, naso gastric tube :)

uncledaddy
10-10-2007, 10:45 AM
Not by IV, naso gastric tube :)

Since the article stated...


...the next best way to get alcohol into the man's system was by feeding him spirits through a naso gastric tube,"...

...I just assumed the original way of administering alcohol using the vials was with an IV or through injection. :shrug: :)

DarkFury
10-10-2007, 10:55 AM
At least they didn't give it to him rectally... :eek:

uncledaddy
10-10-2007, 11:00 AM
At least they didn't give it to him rectally... :eek:
:lmfao:

Prngr44
10-11-2007, 07:12 AM
rectum? killed 'em!

Memo
10-11-2007, 10:50 AM
Since the article stated...



...I just assumed the original way of administering alcohol using the vials was with an IV or through injection. :shrug: :)

I see what you mean, the sentence can go either way. I think the best way is with tonic water and a lime wedge :P

uncledaddy
10-11-2007, 11:06 PM
I see what you mean, the sentence can go either way. I think the best way is with tonic water and a lime wedge :P

Agreed. :D

Jeffbx
10-12-2007, 05:41 AM
:stupid:

...but given the choice, I would have specified Grey Goose instead. I mean, as long as insurance is paying anyway....

molecularfire
10-12-2007, 08:50 PM
I thought feeding alcohol by IV or injections was just a joke. :gle:
Nope, you're correct, you can give people alcohol IV. It's only done in rare cases.

Napoleon54
10-16-2007, 08:04 PM
Nope, you're correct, you can give people alcohol IV. It's only done in rare cases.

I prefer it rectally.

molecularfire
10-17-2007, 07:28 PM
I really hope you're still talking about alcohol... I think.

Napoleon54
10-17-2007, 08:44 PM
I really hope you're still talking about alcohol... I think.
HEH!!

Yes, alcohol. In case you missed the reference: http://www.gotapex.com/off-topic/160915-strange-news-charges-dropped-in-sherry-enema-death.html?highlight=enema

molecularfire
10-18-2007, 08:07 PM
Nah, I got the reference, I just thought that it would be prudent for me to be specific. The purpose of language is communication after all.



:wavey2:

Napoleon54
10-18-2007, 09:08 PM
Nah, I got the reference, I just thought that it would be prudent for me to be specific. The purpose of language is communication after all.

:wavey2:
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uncledaddy
10-19-2007, 02:04 PM
I prefer it rectally.



I really hope you're still talking about alcohol... I think.

:lmfao: