Halloween giggle

[RIVERWIDOW]

> > Bed sheets
>
> An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,
> the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
> Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided
> the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled
> his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
> remain rational.
>
> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up
> the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
>
> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
> He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying
> to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets
> in a tangled pile at his feet.
>
> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
> sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his
> (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and
> asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
>
> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the
> sh** out of a ghost."
>
> Happy Halloween!
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:) :) :)

[uncledaddy]

:laugh:

Funny!