oddest response I've ever received...

[avlena]

I'm trying to sell a bridesmaid dress on craigslist. It's a rather elaborate gown that requires a certain sense of style, so I haven't received a lot of responses other then the regular scam emails. However, this response is the funniest and oddest response I've ever gotten!!!

Hello in regards to what appears to be a simply stunning dress I have a request.If possible I'd like to get a better idea of how this dress will look and flow on me so if possible could you get a model to take as many pictures as possible with a variety of positions for example(Side)(Front(Sitting down) try to have one foot out so I can get a idea on how it will stretch when I dance.I also just thought a video clip would also be a great idea to go along with the pictures if possible.Walking back and forth or even a quick dance if comfortable would prolly help too.I'm sorry to be sounding so picky but I'am just wanting the best dress and I'm really interested in how this dress looks.

:umm: Why yes, let me take the time to stage a mini-fashion show for you, and send you the video, all so I can make a lousy $40. And of course, ship it to Ohio "like ebay". ummmm... no! :heh:

[zippyjuan]

Sounds like a prevert. Can you wiggle around a bit in it too so I can see how it would move on me while I dance?

[cheapie]

:heh: too funny

[ArkiStan]

I would actually want the same thing if I were paying good money for a dress without trying it on. (That didn't sound right) Now having the nerve to ask the seller to do all that? That's thick skin. :D

[avlena]

Sounds like a prevert. Can you wiggle around a bit in it too so I can see how it would move on me while I dance?

lol... didn't think about it that way!

[TofuNinja]

I though about the perv angle too, but he did ask for a model, didn't say it had to be Avlena. But yeah odd

[gear02]

I though about the perv angle too, but he did ask for a model, didn't say it had to be Avlena. But yeah odd

that's a thought. get a guy to model it :)

[uncledaddy]

Sounds like a prevert. Can you wiggle around a bit in it too so I can see how it would move on me while I dance?

First thing that popped into my mind as well. As soon as I read Craigslist, I thought of that girl who went for the babysitting job. I know totally different topic but just the kind of people you'd have to watch for.

[oblongmelon]

You're selling a used dress for 40 bucks? wow..that must be some dress! You know, it doesn't matter what you paid for it, unless it's a designer (like DK, or Lauren) type lable you probably won't get that much will you?

[YanksFanRy]

"Also, could you please have the model display taking the dress off for me? That is important."

[Nija]

I would also like to request seeing you without the dress so I can see how I will look in you dress. Thank you. Please send pictures of areas of importance like hips, feet, hair and chest. Thank you.

[Napoleon54]

Please, I would like much to see how I would look in dress getting taken from behind while drunk. Yes, very much this is necessary. Thank you.

[avlena]

You're selling a used dress for 40 bucks? wow..that must be some dress! You know, it doesn't matter what you paid for it, unless it's a designer (like DK, or Lauren) type lable you probably won't get that much will you?

*shrug* I suppose. If I ever get around to it, I'll probably just end up donating it to GoodWill. I think I was just irritated at having to pay so much for a bridesmaid dress that I don't like one bit, so thought I'd try to get some of my cash back.

[avlena]

I would also like to request seeing you without the dress so I can see how I will look in you dress. Thank you. Please send pictures of areas of importance like hips, feet, hair and chest. Thank you.

Please, I would like much to see how I would look in dress getting taken from behind while drunk. Yes, very much this is necessary. Thank you.

:pfft: no thanks. I don't think it's time for my modeling debut quite yet. :P

[yippiekiyeh]

Don't forget the traditional, how it looks crumpled up on the floor picture too!

Now I am curious... what does this dress look like?

[avlena]

Don't forget the traditional, how it looks crumpled up on the floor picture too!

Now I am curious... what does this dress look like?

lots and lots of beads, shimmery fabric, & sparkles. I'm a simple elegant type of girl, and this made me feel like an aging Vegas show girl.

[Nija]

lots and lots of beads, shimmery fabric, & sparkles. I'm a simple elegant type of girl, and this made me feel like an aging Vegas show girl.
:naughty:
How YOU doin'

[Cheesypuff]

lots and lots of beads, shimmery fabric, & sparkles. I'm a simple elegant type of girl, and this made me feel like an aging Vegas show girl.


PICTURES!!! STAT!!!

[Kevster]

lots and lots of beads, shimmery fabric, & sparkles. I'm a simple elegant type of girl, and this made me feel like an aging Vegas show girl.

Excuse me, but you cannot tease us with such a visual without pics!

[des1969]

charge extra for it, lol