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[sho.gun]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/dmg/802731209.html


Multiple Fighting Partners (Vancouver)
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-08-18, 6:21PM PDT


I am at a stage in my martial arts training where I wish to test my abilities in a real world situation. I am looking to hire two dwarfs or small women who have stunt training or previous martial arts experience (no black belts please) to attack me. The attack will happen any time during my day, as much surprise as possible is preferred. I will provide you both with my daily route to and from work and other pertinent information.

Although injury is a possibility, I promise not to execute any "finishing moves". If the first event is satisfying, I am open to further scenarios.




* Location: Vancouver
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Open to negotiation

PostingID: 802731209



:gle:

[mojo]

perv

[RoniMan]

what? i just want to see if i can take on 2 dwarves or small women? and that makes me a perv?

[renovation]

anyone here fit these guide lines for the job ?

dwarfs or small women
post pictures PLEASE !

[InfiniteNothing]

Training for defeating as many 5th graders as possible

[eSDee]

Maybe dude is a dwarf also, and knows he'd get stomped by non vertically-challenged folks :hihi:

[Prngr44]

Reminds me of the website (can't find it atm) that tells you how many 5 year olds (or kindergartners) you can kill before they overtake you.

:hihi:

[eSDee]

Reminds me of the website (can't find it atm) that tells you how many 5 year olds (or kindergartners) you can kill before they overtake you.

:hihi:

:gle: http://www.gotapex.com/off-topic/163272-finally-the-answer-to-the-question-you-all-wanted-to-know.html

[mojo]

:gle: http://www.gotapex.com/off-topic/163272-finally-the-answer-to-the-question-you-all-wanted-to-know.html
fwiw, 24

[ShawnLee]

Nice...

[The Happy Squirrel]

hehe funny litle guy, give him a clown suit and a tricycle and throw rotten tomatoes at him.

not sure where that came from just feeling mean today!!!!!