Wow I got issues to deal with

[brainsmile]

Michael Kuhn
Finance Department Director
International Monetary Fund. IMF

Attn: Beneficiary,

I found your name in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid (Contractors, Inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries that was originated from American, Europe, Asia plus Middle east and Africans) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund has been located to the Standard Chartered Bank, HSBC, Barclays Bank, Natwest Bank, Bank of America, Eco Bank Nigeria plc and CBN Plus ATM payment. Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a part-payment of US$5.5 million and has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund.

However, we received an email from one Dr. Robert Walter who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last week.

Dr Robert Walter account co-ordinate as follows:

Bank of Lebanon
A/c no: 890458984589
Routing No: bl 275-79665
Aba no: BL-ANAJFG-FL
Beneficiary: Dr Robert Water

He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him. We want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not. Once again, I apologize to you on behalf Of IMF (International Monetary Fund) http://www.imf.org/external/np/sec/memdir/officers.htm failure to receive your funds in time, which according to records in the system had been long overdue. Contact me via my email address: [email protected] with your full information as listed;

A. YOUR FULL NAME
B. YOUR ADDRESS
C. YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER
D. YOUR FULL BANKING COORDINATES

Yours Sincerely,
Michael Kuhn
Finance Department Director
International Monetary Fund. IMF

[johnnymk]

Just to be on the safe side, I would send him your Social Security number and all of your credit card numbers. This is THE deal of a lifetime.

[uncledaddy]

Just to be on the safe side, I would send him your Social Security number and all of your credit card numbers. This is THE deal of a lifetime.

:heh:

[Markel]

However, we received an email from one Dr. Robert Walter who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last week.
[...]
We want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not.
My condolences. I suggest that you immediately send him confirmation that you are indeed dead.

[lindysd]

RIP dude!

[thresher]

That is one of the better ones. Hilarious. "We WERE going to pay you but this dude says you're dead. So, if you're not dead, please speak up now." Excellent.

[ShawnLee]

That's pretty impressive. I like this one, I almost want to send them my info for the effort involved. Haha.

[renovation]

most of been a ghost writer who posted this thead :)

[zippyjuan]

I think I am due for some money too. I got this PM on another board:

pls reply me in this private email:[email protected]
From Sister(Mrs).Joy kone
Abidjan Ivory Coast West Africa

Dearest in the lord,

I am Mrs. Joy kone , from Sierra Leone . I am married to late Mr D .Kone Obere , who worked with Sierra Leone Embassy in Ivory Coast for Sixteen years before he died in the year 2004,after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. We were married for Eighteen years with a duaghter (Stella) who later died in a motor accident.
Before the untimely death of my husband,we were both born again Christians(from Muslim to Christianity). And since after his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home .
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of (US$2.2M ) Two Million,Two hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in a General Trust Account with a prime bank in Abidjan Ivory Coast .
Following my ill health, being a victim to cancer , I have decided to donate this fund to a Christain organizations (Church) that will utilize this fund the way I am going to instruct herein,according to the desire of my late husband. I want this fund to be used in Christian Activities like,Orphanages, Christain schools, and Churches for propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of the lord is maintained.
I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and do not know about this deposit . I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace".
I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health situation as well the presence of my late husband's relatives around me . I don't want them to know about this development/wish of my late husband hence I want it to be fulfilled . As soon as I receive your reply, I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan and would introduce you officially to them. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life as well commit me into your daily prayers. Contact me on this email([email protected]) as soon as possible since any delay in your reply will give me room to source another Church/christian for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply immediately .
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Sister Joy Kone
Avenue 4 Marcory residential
14 bp 211 Abidjan 14

[ArkiStan]

If you're dead, can i have some?

[Jihforce]

I love how these clowns use Gmail accounts while representing some big organization. LOL.

[WhiskeyPapa]

I am truly amazed that anyone falls for these. Not just old folks either - even well connected congressmen (http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/12/father_of_chels.html).

[Markel]

I think I am due for some money too. I got this PM on another board:
Wait a minute! Are you telling me that renovation posts on other boards????!!! :eek:

(p.s. no offense intended, reno. It's just that the style seemed kind of familiar. :) )