When will they start jumping out windows?

[cruelpupet]

When will the investment bankers start jumping out windows?
We already have these 3 stories...

Lehman CEO Punched in face
http://consumerist.com/5060063/lehman-brothers-ceo-got-punched-in-the-face

Financial Manager kills himself and family
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-porterranch7-2008oct07,0,7425239.story

Investment Exec robs banks during his lunch hours
(guess doing it directly is illegal)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/3140722/Canadian-man-accused-of-robbing-banks-during-lunch-hour.html

[cheapie]

weird. i was wondering the exact same thing. however, i think back in the day when your company went under, so did you. now, they have incredible packages which allow them to walk away with bags of cash.

[johnnymk]

I bet that Bernanke, Paulson and Barney Frank have full time bodyguards right now.. well, Barney may have a boyguard.

[renovation]

in the old days the high rises had double hung windows .today the new high rises all have plate glass safety glass windows that dont open. so they need to find other ways. :)

[cruelpupet]

in the old days the high rises had double hung windows .today the new high rises all have plate glass safety glass windows that dont open. so they need to find other ways. :)

At my friends hedge fund company, they have a nice balcony (on the 52ndish floor.)

[renovation]

At my friends hedge fund company, they have a nice balcony (on the 52ndish floor.)
ok some have it easier then others to jump :)

[Devhux]

I think this little clip is fitting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQUKUqSejjA

[LPMiller]

oddly enough, a friend of a friend already did in fact, take his life due to the stock market. Heard about it yesterday. Guess he lost pretty much everything in the market. Leaves behind a wife and two kids.

[zenbooty]

I think this little clip is fitting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQUKUqSejjA
Makes me think of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4khXkE5gEI