View Full Version : hahahaha!!!!! Free fresh fish
01-20-2001, 01:34 AM
01-20-2001, 03:10 AM
I thought you were joking but you are not!
"Get fresh fish delivered straight to your door, within 3 days! No risks with credit cards, pay right at the door with CASH! If you don't like how the fish looks, you don't buy it!
Only $5 a pound! A HUGE DEAL!!!"
fresh fish delievered within 3 days. So the fish isn't THAT FRESH after the shipping, right?
No, I don't like the fish looks. It looks soo...fishy. (bad excuse when you run out of cash and they are at your front door)
Okay, I need some sleep I guess.
01-20-2001, 03:55 AM
My favorite part was, "Eulachon.com may not deliver to your area. If the fish doesn't show up, we probably don't deliver there. Try us out anyways, you can't lose!"
And ya know, they didn't say if these are live fish or not.. I have 3 aquariums here and I'd love a nice school of tuna!
01-20-2001, 04:28 AM
Ok, but what type of fish is a "eulacon"? (That is one of the choices)
Also, you can specify other fish too. What if I wanted the deadly blowfish? Perhaps I could ask the delivery guy to take a bite first to see if it is good (I wonder if they every fall for that -- well once they do it is too late :puke:)
This is too bizarre!
01-20-2001, 11:21 AM
2 Piranha and a Barracuda Please!
01-20-2001, 02:08 PM
If I wanted Phish, would they honor a CDNow gift certificate?
01-21-2001, 01:43 AM
So you can order 1 stupid fish for $5? They don't ask for how many pounds you want, just "how many fish do you want"!
How do they know what to bring? I caught an 87 pound BigEye Tuna once....would I owe them $435 if they showed up with one of these mofo's?
I'm stickin to free SNAPPER!
01-21-2001, 06:26 AM
Uh, I think they mean fish to EAT, not fish to keep as pets.
Also, their domain is built/hosted at homestead/namezero. *Note pretty banners* The site looks pretty fishy to me too. Yes, that was a pun.
My advice: Run away from this stinky deal and associated spam lists you may on get from it.
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