View Full Version : Anyone ever get one of these?
03-26-2011, 06:14 AM
What the heck. I got gypped :shifty:
03-26-2011, 06:37 AM
Nihlistic fortune cookie? Nice. :heh:
03-26-2011, 06:53 AM
This is one of my favorites. :cool:
03-26-2011, 07:46 AM
A buddy of mine once got a fortune that read, "You are going on a trip soon. TWA to Cairo."
I've always wondered if it was meant for someone else...
03-26-2011, 11:00 AM
Used to have one in my wallet...Blessed are the children, for they shall inherit the national debt
The Happy Squirrel
03-26-2011, 01:48 PM
There used to be a chinese restraunt right down from my hosue that alwayts gave out misfortune cookies. It was kinda a oriental Ed Debevics. A few i remember are, "Hope you ate it all, its going to be your last meal" and "Today you will be hit by a bus" also "DOnt forget to pay up your life insurance" finally "Losing an arm isnt so bad, is it" there were other that referenced all sorts of malaties but you get the point.
I ahve also recieved from regular chinese restraunts "Time to order more fortune cookies" and my most recent...
When I went to vegas at the end of February, my plane left at 200pm so I had lunch at the chinese restraunt near my house before we went to the airport. My fortune that day said "Your fortune is on its way." how prophetic, so I hoped.
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