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irwin
02-28-2001, 08:23 PM
http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/index.html

^--- buy his rings and live forever! this is no joke! the website even has testimonials!!!
Ant6177
02-28-2001, 08:49 PM
Hahahahahaha, only $25! What a sweet deal!
sputnik
02-28-2001, 09:27 PM
I really LIKE this guy. Whatever else you can say about him, he's sincere. "That's my story on how I discovered immortality. It's not because im a super genius. I am just lucky."
KoalaFD
03-01-2001, 12:13 AM
"I am not one of those stupid moron who don't know what I am doing."


.....

Uh..... he may know all about magnets but I think he needs a grammar class or three.
m0j0
03-01-2001, 12:51 AM
what you say?!?
i eat dogs
03-01-2001, 08:38 AM
taken from the teleportation page:
Teleportation must be invented. If we don't invent teleportation, China will throw nuclear bomb everywhere. Especially now everyone can live forever.

somebody set us up the bomb!
welfareloser
03-01-2001, 08:52 AM
hmm... maybe i could get a slick website like that.

"I CAN READ YOUR MIND!"

send five dollars, and i'll tell you what you're thinking!

for ten dollars, i'll tell you what TO think!

hell, for $50, i'll think for you!

combine this with the $25 immortality, and you've got a helluva deal - an eternity in which you don't even have to think for yourself!!!
TheLoneGunman
03-01-2001, 10:53 AM
Why can't I just write him a promissory note offering to pay him $5,000 in 100 years?

He can just stop by in 2101 and collect it
The Happy Squirrel
03-01-2001, 01:28 PM
good answer LGM
that crazy thing is that ppl acaully buy into that.....
HughJass
03-01-2001, 03:16 PM
Holy Chit!
I have now found a purpose to my life!
I will now pray only to my god...Alex Chiu!
I signed up as a distributor for his Eternal Rings Product line. I'm thinking about an Amway-esque sort of business to distribute Immortality across the world. C'mon guys get in at the top of the pyramid!
Actual quote from website:
"Alicia Silverstone is so beautiful. She is the example of a perfect human blend. I shall endeavor to make everyone as beautiful as Alicia with my inventions. My inventions are to help people reach perfection."

See...this guys freakin' brilliant!
skelem
03-01-2001, 08:50 PM
This is only warm. I got eternal life earlier for 25 with a MIR for 10$
Yeti
03-02-2001, 07:24 AM
Any chance of PM with Staples and applying a coupon?
intrepid342
03-02-2001, 11:11 AM
I originally pick this up back in the 1300's.

The price has gotten out of control over the past few centuries. Shipping is faster though.
VNamee
03-02-2001, 02:53 PM
Even hotter deal. There's a link to make your own eternal life ring. It will cost less, and it's customizable too. But watch out: reversing the polarities will reverse the effects of the eternal life ring, and you could get sick and die within hours!
broadwayblue
03-02-2001, 11:24 PM
forever is a long time...any deals on say a couple hundred years for about $5 or $10?
G_Sup
03-03-2001, 12:10 AM
And I thought it was Creative Lab's new soundcard! (The title of the thread)
hapoo
03-03-2001, 12:15 AM
As if my life isn't boring enough... :rolleyes:
kain9i6
03-04-2001, 10:25 PM
All your base are belong to us!