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oblongmelon
03-20-2001, 01:48 PM
No one is sure if this websight is a hoax or not-it takes forever to load-but is something to look at-My friend from ROCHESTER emailed me the link-supposedly the MAIN OFFICE is in the city where I am living-I guess the Rochester newspaper put an article in about it. The guy who wrote the article emailed the damn thing and he said they sounded serious!!!!
http://www.manbeef.com

wow-some *TASTY* recipes on here...*gurgle*......
m0j0
03-20-2001, 05:00 PM
you got a beef with me?
Speedfreak
03-20-2001, 05:52 PM
IP: 4.3.0.128 Interesting.

It is damn slow, though. I wouldn't be surprized if it is run out of someone's house on a 56k. That has got to be the slowest website I have ever seen that actually loads. :eek3:
TheLoneGunman
03-20-2001, 06:28 PM
Humans...

The other red meat
Jeffbx
03-20-2001, 06:43 PM
Mmmmmm... tastes like chicken!
The Happy Squirrel
03-21-2001, 12:58 AM
WTF? nothing more needs to be said
fabfore1
03-21-2001, 01:43 PM
:puke: :puke:

The most common way we get our meat, is from cadaver vending companies. These companies are located all over the world, and pay people a specific amount of money to donate their body once they die. All cadaver vendors we use, screen the body before it is sold to ManBeef. This prevents us from receiving bodies that are too poor quality for gourmet consumption. If any body is sold to us that is sub-standard quality, we will first inform the vendor, and then either return the body or donate it to science. Once the person passes away, the body is quickly packed in ice and shipped to our processing department.

:puke: :puke:
m0j0
03-21-2001, 02:14 PM
finger down throat?
fabfore1
03-21-2001, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by m0j0
finger down throat?

It induces :puke:
m0j0
03-21-2001, 03:17 PM
"Did you know...

ManBeef supports your
right to privacy. No
customer information is
ever released to anyone
outside of our company,
without a subpoena being
issued. For more
information about how we
guarantee anonymity to
our customers, view our
policies page."

i feel better already
topane
03-21-2001, 06:13 PM
Sorry for the image size, but I can't resist...
http://www.saucyjack.com/images/CalvinHobbes.jpg
m0j0
03-22-2001, 01:19 AM
kinda answers the age-old question of "if vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?"