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Jenny
03-23-2001, 10:02 PM
I sat, as did millions of other American's, and watched
as our government underwent a peaceful transition of power. I was proud as Mr. Bush took his oath of office. I was sad as I watched Mr. Clinton board Air Force One
for the final time.

It may surprise you that this made me sad, but let me explain. Watching this part of the days festivities, I saw 21 U.S. Marines, in full dress, with rifles deliver
a 21 gun salute to the outgoing president.

It was then that I realized what was wrong with America's military. They need more practice with their fire arms. Every last one of them missed.
sbp
03-23-2001, 10:34 PM
bwahaahaa :D
The Happy Squirrel
03-23-2001, 11:58 PM
hehehe
but who did they miss is the question?
fakesurfers
03-24-2001, 08:57 AM
Another reason not to be a Republican: unfunny jokes.
What are you guys (and ladies) going to do without Bill Clinton to kick around anymore?

Remember when they found that guy on the White House Grounds with a gun a month or so ago? The nation breathed a sigh of relief that the president was safe. Dick Cheney was hard at work in his office.
Speedfreak
03-25-2001, 03:23 AM
Originally posted by fakesurfers
What are you guys (and ladies) going to do without Bill Clinton to kick around anymore?

Well, rejoice. He was being kicked around a lot because he would never roll straight and out of the White House. So, instead we had to reach in with our ballots and throw him out. :)

[Edited by Speedfreak on 03-25-2001 at 03:29 AM]
eSDee
03-25-2001, 03:27 AM
Originally posted by Speedfreak

Originally posted by fakesurfers
What are you guys (and ladies) going to do without Bill Clinton to kick around anymore?

Well, rejoice. He was being kicked around a lot because he would never roll straight and out of the White House. So, instead we had to reach in with our ballets and throw him out. :)


Im a little faded right now so I'm sorry would mind explaining to me Speedfreak, what the hell are you talking about?
Speedfreak
03-25-2001, 03:33 AM
Well, it says all it can. Plus it is sort of funny, plus you said you were a little faded. I guess putting that all together explains your perception of it. I don't know what to tell you. :(
eSDee
03-25-2001, 03:43 AM
Hehe youre probably right. I'll read it again tomorrow under "better" circumstances :)
fakesurfers
03-26-2001, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by Speedfreak

Originally posted by fakesurfers
What are you guys (and ladies) going to do without Bill Clinton to kick around anymore?

Well, rejoice. He was being kicked around a lot because he would never roll straight and out of the White House. So, instead we had to reach in with our ballots and throw him out. :)

[Edited by Speedfreak on 03-25-2001 at 03:29 AM]

:confused: Didnt he serve 2 full terms as president? Bush will never do that, but Dick 'Night Train' Cheney is halfway there.