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oblongmelon
03-25-2001, 07:28 AM
ignoring the past!
helius
03-25-2001, 07:48 AM
Have you tried hinting that you'd like something "special" once in a while? :P

Some guys can be rather... uh... well, thick. :heh:
TheLoneGunman
03-25-2001, 08:09 AM
YOU FED HIM DOG FOOD??????

This could get majorly ugly. Let's say he found out, waht do you think he would do for revenge??

I am thinking of the traditional: use your toothbrush for some deep bowel cleaning (ala the urban legend), take pics of you in the shower or similar position and post on the net, reporting that you died to the Social Security department (that would take about 6 months for you to resolve and he could claim that someone who served him dog food must have had a death wish), etc.

I can think of much more horrible things, but then perhaps I am too into revenge planning...
oblongmelon
03-25-2001, 11:21 AM
trying not to remember it all! ugh!
Jeffbx
03-25-2001, 12:20 PM
So the honeymoon's over, eh?
m0j0
03-25-2001, 01:21 PM
i wish i was at home eating dog food right now. for revenge, my wife kissed me goodbye in the morning when i left for work, called me at work to ask what i wanted for dinner that night, then had me served divorce papers at work. very cool. so now i get to live in a crappy apartment while she lives in the house that i bought :(

revenge would have been understandable...if i knew what it was that i did in the first place :disa:
gwilks98
03-25-2001, 04:56 PM
To speak in his defense, maybe he thought your fried dog food tasted like crap, but loved you enough to eat it up and compliment you on it.


Wouldn't you feel bad?
oblongmelon
03-25-2001, 07:29 PM
WE ARE TALKING THE TACKLE BOX for christmas!!!!!!!!
m0j0
03-26-2001, 12:08 PM
scary thing is....we all deserve it. you, me.....everyone
The Happy Squirrel
03-26-2001, 12:57 PM
DOG FOOD??!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahhahhahahahahhaha
OMG thats grat!!

<ouch ouch side hurts from laughing>
he deserves it
i do mega research on my lady b4 i buy her anything
nothing is too good for her
yesterday i bought her a little ring for 250 jsut cuz i love her
it wasnt a special occasion or anything
sorry you can get the good service obby