for the love of god!!!

[m0j0]

why does gravity effect everything in the guy's cube next to me more than everyone elses'? he is constantly slamming stuff down. and bumping the cube. and slamming drawers. he can't set his keys down...they have to be a minimum of a foot above his drawer before he drops them in! and of course he has to jingle them first. he has to pound on his keyboard to type. he has to pound on the phone to dial. and why does he have to make that slurping noise? why does he have to do it so often? it wouldn't be so noticeable if it wasn't, like, every 10-20 seconds! oh, and don't forget to slam down your freaking cup, you freaking genius! he has to slurp his jello, which he eats twice a day. i promise you, there is not a 5 minute period that goes by without him feeding his fargin face. loudly, of course. oh, and not a 1 minute period goes by without him slurping some freaking beverage. usually coffee...all the way til i leave. he is that loud eating/breathing type....i swear he must be darth vader! he is like the loudest person, ever!!!! i even commented to him about it before, but he just didn't get it. to top it off, nobody here listens to me about him. ya, they don't have to, because they don't sit by him.

[Edited by m0j0 on 04-03-2001 at 12:40 PM]

[m0j0]

ugh

[theHNIC]

All I can say is move or ask him to be moved...thats what I did...

OR

Simply grab him by the throat and tell him to cut the phukin noise out or else

[cruelpupet]

hmm sounds like a guy I used to work with....wait a minute now that I think of it we fired his ass about 3-4 weeks ago.
Is your guy a new hire?
Is his name Arnold?
Does he also wear a button down shirt, but leave the first 3 buttons opened so you see his old fat hairy chest?
Did he clog a toilet that never had any previous problems twice during his first week?

[Edited by cruelpupet on 04-03-2001 at 01:59 PM]

[m0j0]

well, i don't wanna mention jeff's name here, cuz it might embarrass him. i actually used to be his supervisor. now he is under someone else...one of the guys that doesn't listen to me. in fact, my conversation with his supervisor went like this:

me- "hey, you know how sometimes things bother you?"
his supervisor- "no."

so here we have a guy that has never been bothered by anything, supervising a guy that would bother any normal manners-having person.

he is a large guy, so grabbing his throat would quickly become akin to the end of "unbreakable," with me being whipped around the room until he succumbs.

i am moving soon. i just hate having to be the one that has to move. this seat has a window! my new seat will have....an...isle.

[Nanotech9]

well, then don't grab him by the throat - grab him by the ballz - i garuntee hell fight a lot less when moving around induces more pain. :D

[m0j0]

Originally posted by Nanotech9
well, then don't grab him by the throat - grab him by the ballz - i garuntee hell fight a lot less when moving around induces more pain. :D

hehe...i just had a thought. what if it were "grab him by the ball".... :D

[apmiller]

Damn! Somethings just hurt too much to talk about...

Why don't you start slaming crap down too? Start humming your favorte show tunes while you work. Maybe spill hot burning coffe over his head and say, "Oops! Silly me."
Or just take his e-mail addresss and sign him up for as many usless mailing list as you can find.
There's always the classic , "Oops! Sorry I drove my car through the wall of the building and hit you with it then backed up over you while trying to see if you were okay then droping the can of gas on you and lighting the match and..." Well...you get the idea anyway.

[oblongmelon]

OR-you can make a habit of continually staring at him. It will drive him so crazy he will ask to be moved.(or beat the sh*t out of you for bugging him) but either way-I bet he will still move.

[rum]

I know...pretend you're gay and hit on him. He'll move then. I'm of course assuming that you're a guy, m0j0. Otherwise this sounds stupid. Hehe.

[eSDee]

Originally posted by rum
I know...pretend you're gay and hit on him. He'll move then. I'm of course assuming that you're a guy, m0j0. Otherwise this sounds stupid. Hehe.


Oh man you don't want that one to backfire....

[stupidzbu]

and i thought office space couldn't EVER really happen!

damn!! sounds like there are a whole MESSLOAD of you people in cubicle hell!!

WHY oh WHY would you EVER EVER EVER want to work at some place in a STUPID CUBICLE?!?

damn people!!

WATCH OFFICE SPACE!! thats what you need to do !!

go set up some dry wall at a mcdonalds or something!!

i would DIE DIE DIE if i had to work in a stupid CUBICLE for the REST OF MY EXISTANCE.. next to some FAT-ASS breather.. slurping his crap into a never-ending pit!!


tis a sad sad day today......

[irwin]

I'd rather work in a cubicle than sit at a desk at school :(

[stupidzbu]

Originally posted by Passwird
I'd rather work in a cubicle than sit at a desk at school :(

i'm not too sure about that....

i'd REALLY be depressed.. if after sitting at a desk at school.. i ended up in a cubicle for the rest of my life

......

[cruelpupet]

Well I was only in a cubicle during school breaks, and even then I wasnt really in a cubicle. I was constantly driving around off site to fix network/software problems and crashing servers.

So I never felt a need to go "Office Space"

[m0j0]

i'm the guy that whips the other guys and girls in cubicles and barks orders at them.......then proceed to sit in my own cubicle. actually my last job i just had a desk and had to stare at some dude all day....like having a big friggin cubicle that you gotta share with 4 other people. or like being in a meeting...all day, every day. cubicle not so bad, then! i would say that i would rather have an office, but i already know that i don't belong there. so, what...if i have an office, i don't have to work? i am doubting that as i type this.

[ArkiStan]

Originally posted by Passwird
I'd rather work in a cubicle than sit at a desk at school :(

maybe after you've gone through an occupational hypnotherapist...

[cruelpupet]

Hey, my cubicle job wasnt that bad...and I enjoyed it more than most of my school semesters

[m0j0]

what's worse: cubicle or having to ask "would you like fries with that?"