theHNIC
04-05-2001, 09:37 AM
Two couples were playing cards one evening. One of the
husbands, Pookie, accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Ray's wife Shaniqua, legs spread wide,
was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Pookie...upon trying to sit up again...hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Pookie went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Shaniqua followed him and asked... "Did you see anything that you liked under
there?" Surprised by her boldness, Pookie courageously
admitted that, well, yes he did. She said..."You can have it,but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer,
Pookie indicates that he is indeed interested. She tells him that since her husband, Ray, works Friday afternoons and Pookie doesn't, that Pookie should be at her house around 2:00PM Friday afternoon. When Friday rolls around, Pookie shows up at Ray's house for the booty call
with Ray's wife at 2:00PM sharp...and after paying her
the agreed upon $500.00, they go to her bedroom and knock boots as Shaniqua had promised. Afterwards, Pookie quickly dresses and leaves. As was his habit, at 6:00PM, Ray returned home from work. Upon entering his crib and encountering his wife he asks loudly. "Did Pookie come by with my money? " With a lump in her throat, Ray's wife
answers... "Oh yeah, he did stop by here for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skips a beat
when Ray curtly asks... "And did he give you $500.00?"
In terror she assumes she's somehow been found out, and after mustering up her best poker face she eplies... "Well, yes...in fact he did give me five hundred dollars."
Ray, with a satisfied look on his face, surprises Shaniqua
by saying..."Good, I was hoping so. Pookie came by my office this morning and borrowed five hundred dollars from
me. He promised me he'd stop by this afternoon on his way
home and pay me back.
>>>>>>>>>NOW that is a true Playa,Playa,Playa
[Edited by gotmilk on 04-05-2001 at 09:43 AM]
husbands, Pookie, accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Ray's wife Shaniqua, legs spread wide,
was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Pookie...upon trying to sit up again...hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Pookie went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Shaniqua followed him and asked... "Did you see anything that you liked under
there?" Surprised by her boldness, Pookie courageously
admitted that, well, yes he did. She said..."You can have it,but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer,
Pookie indicates that he is indeed interested. She tells him that since her husband, Ray, works Friday afternoons and Pookie doesn't, that Pookie should be at her house around 2:00PM Friday afternoon. When Friday rolls around, Pookie shows up at Ray's house for the booty call
with Ray's wife at 2:00PM sharp...and after paying her
the agreed upon $500.00, they go to her bedroom and knock boots as Shaniqua had promised. Afterwards, Pookie quickly dresses and leaves. As was his habit, at 6:00PM, Ray returned home from work. Upon entering his crib and encountering his wife he asks loudly. "Did Pookie come by with my money? " With a lump in her throat, Ray's wife
answers... "Oh yeah, he did stop by here for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skips a beat
when Ray curtly asks... "And did he give you $500.00?"
In terror she assumes she's somehow been found out, and after mustering up her best poker face she eplies... "Well, yes...in fact he did give me five hundred dollars."
Ray, with a satisfied look on his face, surprises Shaniqua
by saying..."Good, I was hoping so. Pookie came by my office this morning and borrowed five hundred dollars from
me. He promised me he'd stop by this afternoon on his way
home and pay me back.
>>>>>>>>>NOW that is a true Playa,Playa,Playa
[Edited by gotmilk on 04-05-2001 at 09:43 AM]