IF I RULED THE WORLD…

[apmiller]

If I ruled the world I would Houses, Video games and food would all be free! After all you can’t live without any of them.

If I ruled the world politicians would be those people you lay down on the road as speed bumps.

If I ruled the world LPMIller would stop whining about being out of work and have a real job! (Of course he would find something else to whine about because it’s in his nature but at least in my world I could duck tape his mouth shut!)

If I ruled the world there would be fully interactive video games where you could do and be anything without getting yourself committed! (That only happened that one time and they say I’m feeling much better now) (No you’re not!) (Yes I am! Stop bothering me!) Hmm…was that out loud?

What would life be in your world?

[LPMiller]

If I ruled the world I'd be an only child.

[m0j0]

if i ruled the world, we would all have jobs

[topane]

If I ruled the world...

There would be less advertising, less lawyers, and dogs would live longer. There would be a monthly "spank-the-monkey" day. We'd all speak esperanto. I would mandate that everyone slow down and take work a little less seriously. I would make everyone responsible for his or her actions. People would have to prove they were mentally stable before procreating. I would always have one more post than hapoo :)

[M_A_C]

If I ruled the world we all wouldn't have jobs.

[m0j0]

Originally posted by M_A_C
If I ruled the world we all wouldn't have jobs.

replace have with need and you would have something there

let's have your people get together with my people so that we can arrange something to where we wouldn't have to have people....

[apmiller]

Originally posted by LPM
If I ruled the world I'd be an only child.

SO we're back to the old, "Why did Mom feel the need to breed again?" story huh? I suppose your going to bring up the micronots thing again too?

If I ruled the world My brother would stop trying to give me away to the people who lived on our street!

[Jeffbx]

Originally posted by apmiller

Originally posted by LPM
If I ruled the world I'd be an only child.

I suppose your going to bring up the micronots thing again too?



Heh heh - I still have some micronauts.

[m0j0]

what about rock-em sock-em robots?

[LPMiller]

Originally posted by apmiller

Originally posted by LPM
If I ruled the world I'd be an only child.

SO we're back to the old, "Why did Mom feel the need to breed again?" story huh? I suppose your going to bring up the micronots thing again too?

If I ruled the world My brother would stop trying to give me away to the people who lived on our street!



Hey, that was one time, and it was a good deal. Dammit, I wanted that Avengers number 17!

Oh, it's the micronauts, is it! Yeah, you little punk, decapitated time travelers do tend to leave one with a grudge!

[OC]

If I ruled the world no one would be homeless or hungry, everyone would have health care, three weeks paid vacation (to start), phone calls and internet access would be free, it'd be illegal to talk on your cell phone and drive at the same time, and it would stop being so damn cloudy and rainy in Seattle. :cool:

Ok, I'll wake up now.

[Jenny]

I didn't know that apmiller & LPM were brothers. LOL I just assumed some little snot had done that nickname on purpose to rattle him. ROFLMAO

Anyway, if I ruled the world, babies would never cry just because they have to cry, 3-year-olds would never dump lotion, bubble-bath, and a 3/4 full thing of liquid laundry detergent on the floor of his bedroom all within the space of 3 days, no one would be better looking than anyone else and NiceMann would leave Crabbie for me. ;) (Okay, okay, the last one is no big deal, but... lol)

[LPMiller]

no one would send me nasty emails based on some strange reality only they themselves understand.

[apmiller]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jenny
[B]I didn't know that apmiller & LPM were brothers. LOL I just assumed some little snot had done that nickname on purpose to rattle him. ROFLMAO


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LPM would say that I'm a snot anyway!

If Iruled the world, meetings wouldn't last all frickin day! They would be 30 seconds long. Long enough for me to tell them I'm going home now! Good BYE!

[m0j0]

i would set everyone free from the matrix

[apmiller]

I would put them all in MY MATRIX OF LOVE! Hmmm...no, never mind. Even I wouldn't do that if I ruled the world. That's just wrong!

[zenbooty]

If I ruled the world all other males would be executed, or at least cast off into exile somewhere far away. I would then make rebuilding the race my top priority (and a big job it would be! hehehe)

[Chinpoko_Mon]

Originally posted by zenbooty
If I ruled the world all other males would be executed, or at least cast off into exile somewhere far away. I would then make rebuilding the race my top priority (and a big job it would be! hehehe)

rebuilding?? has been a while since you've "rebuilt"-ed? http://www.gotapex.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[oblongmelon]

AAAAah...If I ruled the world,Men would be required to feed me frozen grapes and fan me on a whim,-look like Mel Gibson and smell like Giorgio Armani cologne. Intercontinental travel would be free,child abusers,pedophiles and various other sick slabs would be locked up and starved to death to suffer for their crimes against children,I would have perfect feet for open toe sandals, getting old would be optional,rollercoasters would be longer,higher and faster,and it would always be a warm october day. Presidents and leaders of countries would be required to spend a day in my grandmother's kitchen so she could teach them all what being "the boss" really means. And-I would make the "Apex-Miller boys" post their picture so we gals could see who is better looking!

[Chinpoko_Mon]

Originally posted by oblongmelon
AAAAah...If I ruled the world,Men would be required to feed me frozen grapes and fan me on a whim,-look like Mel Gibson and smell like Giorgio Armani cologne. Intercontinental travel would be free,child abusers,pedophiles and various other sick slabs would be locked up and starved to death to suffer for their crimes against children,I would have perfect feet for open toe sandals, getting old would be optional,rollercoasters would be longer,higher and faster,and it would always be a warm october day. Presidents and leaders of countries would be required to spend a day in my grandmother's kitchen so she could teach them all what being "the boss" really means. And-I would make the "Apex-Miller boys" post their picture so we gals could see who is better looking!

how about people who give bad gifts? =P

and would Alpo Chunk be placed on the diet for all citizens of your world? =P

[Jenny]

Okay, oblong's post and then chinpoko's post were too funny! heheheheh

Hey oblongmelon, have you seen your new show starting on Fox or some station like that? It's called, "The Oblongs" I'm not kidding. Some stupid show about a guy who has no arms or legs, his wife and kids are all messed up, too. It's very strange. lol

[hapoo]

As if 1 LPM wasn't bad enou...umm welcome to GA APM :D

[Chinpoko_Mon]

Originally posted by Jenny
Okay, oblong's post and then chinpoko's post were too funny! heheheheh

Hey oblongmelon, have you seen your new show starting on Fox or some station like that? It's called, "The Oblongs" I'm not kidding. Some stupid show about a guy who has no arms or legs, his wife and kids are all messed up, too. It's very strange. lol

Yep The Oblongs... comes from the same company who animates The Simpsons and King of the Hill. Film Roman of Hollywood is the company and they just sold 60% of their stock to Pentamedia Graphics, India's largest multimedia software company. In a recent interview, Mike Scully, exec producer of the Simpsons, joked that "because they'll (Film Roman) be owned by an Indian company, they'll probably make us use a lot more of Apu!" =P

[m0j0]

correct me if i am wrong here...but if we all looked like mel gibson, wouldn't looking like mel gibson be "average?"

[theorangeone]

Originally posted by m0j0
correct me if i am wrong here...but if we all looked like mel gibson, wouldn't looking like mel gibson be "average?"

oh but what a wonderful looking average.

if i ruled the world, everything would be orange and people who hurt me would feel the my pain, only 100 times stronger. there would be no cancer, and my mother would be fine. i could work at the aquarium and i wouldn't be sitting at home on a friday night posting to forums. :)

[Chinpoko_Mon]

Originally posted by theorangeone
i wouldn't be sitting at home on a friday night posting to forums. :)

yes, in a perfect world.. everyone will be posting to forums 24/7... =P

if I ruled the world... I'd make everyone live on one continent and move around according to seasons.. and have like mass migrations when winter rolls around..

oh yeah, and also put all the smart people together to build huge spaceships which can travel endo- and exo-atmostpherically(if there's such a word).. =P and at light speed... then I'll organize road trips around the galaxy once a year for like 3 mths...




[Edited by Chinpoko_Mon on 04-06-2001 at 04:35 PM]

[oblongmelon]

Originally posted by m0j0
correct me if i am wrong here...but if we all looked like mel gibson, wouldn't looking like mel gibson be "average?"


BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!! ...an "average MEL GIBSON..hhahahahahahha..that is ONE WORD that should never EVER be inserted in the same sentence when decribing MEL!!!"..and trust me honey-if all men looked like MEL,women would probably not be as bitchy as we can be,sex would be plentiful,AND OFTEN! :),not like when your balding,boring geek of a husband is looking for a quicky..OMG DID I SAY THAT OUTLOUD..*GRIN*...


Originally posted by theorangeone

Originally posted by m0j0
correct me if i am wrong here...but if we all looked like mel gibson, wouldn't looking like mel gibson be "average?"

oh but what a wonderful looking average.

if i ruled the world, everything would be orange and people who hurt me would feel the my pain, only 100 times stronger. there would be no cancer, and my mother would be fine. i could work at the aquarium and i wouldn't be sitting at home on a friday night posting to forums. :)


I would make that cancer thing a NUMBER ONE PRIORITY just for you Orange-just because every mom needs to have such a caring kid. Best Wishes-ob


[Edited by oblongmelon on 04-06-2001 at 05:38 PM]

[rum]

If I ruled the world...I would have a new TV channel with The Rock (the movie, not the wrestler)on all 24/7. Great movie. Never get tired of watching it. :johnwoo2:

[Chinpoko_Mon]

Originally posted by oblongmelon
that is ONE WORD that should never EVER be inserted in the same sentence when decribing MEL!!!"

howz about MEL Brooks??? =P



[Edited by Chinpoko_Mon on 04-06-2001 at 05:44 PM]

[oblongmelon]

yeh yeh-you know who I meant..face it-all you boys are jealous of MEL GIBSON. :)

[Y2J]

Originally posted by rum
If I ruled the world...I would have a new TV channel with The Rock (the movie, not the wrestler)on all 24/7. Great movie. Never get tired of watching it. :johnwoo2:


A better channel would have the Rock on it. The wrestler, not the movie.

Hell, even better would have Jericho on it, battling Greenberg. Remember, its Jericho 3, Greenberg 0!

[rum]

Originally posted by oblongmelon
" A wise man is one who always speaks the truth without hesitation.' -BEN FRANKLIN.

Ben Franklins got better quotes than that. Like..."There can't be good living where there is not good drinking." -- Benjamin Franklin

But yours is still ok. "You must never hesitate." - John Patrick Mason

[rum]

Originally posted by Y2J

Originally posted by rum
If I ruled the world...I would have a new TV channel with The Rock (the movie, not the wrestler)on all 24/7. Great movie. Never get tired of watching it. :johnwoo2:


A better channel would have the Rock on it. The wrestler, not the movie.

Hell, even better would have Jericho on it, battling Greenberg. Remember, its Jericho 3, Greenberg 0!

Nothing is better than The Rock. (the movie) I shit you not.

[cruelpupet]

If I ruled the world, I would have the *******s who try to pass you on the right at a red light killed.

[m0j0]

Originally posted by oblongmelon
yeh yeh-you know who I meant..face it-all you boys are jealous of MEL GIBSON. :)

i AM jealous....of his money

[The Happy Squirrel]

.......i'd buy you a fur coat..........

[Edited by The Happy Squirrel on 04-07-2001 at 06:03 AM]

[theorangeone]

Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel
.......i buy you a fur coat..........

but not a real fur coat thats cruel

[The Happy Squirrel]

theorangeone
U R AWESOME

at least someone recognized it
hehhe

[theorangeone]

Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel
theorangeone
U R AWESOME

at least someone recognized it
hehhe

:) thanks.

one of my favorite bands.

[theHNIC]

If I ruled the world I would be able to say [under breath]"and closer"[/under breath] and not get docked for it