monkeys are the coolest animals

[filaman36]

monkeys are the coolest animals ever. right? what's your favorite animal?

[m0j0]

i am

[Y2J]

Personally, I like midgets

[stupidzbu]

GO MONKEY GO !!

GO MONEY GO!!

WOO HOO!!!

the simpsons episode with the dancing monkey that gets FAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!

[Y2J]

"Pray for Mojo"

He was funny.

Abe: Oh, son! This monkey's gonna change my life!
Homer: Mind if I take him for a ride?
Abe: Sure, I'll just stand here!
[Homer speeds off.]
Mmm, I can't wait to eat that monkey!

[Ice-9]

I'm kinda partial to those mutated two-headed amphibian things in Existenz (sorry, just finished watching it).

Or maybe the platypus. They're just freakin' weird.

[The Happy Squirrel]

go monkeys
hehe

[mahalo]

Monkey's suck!

I went to the monkey forrest in Bali and they would throw crap at you if you did not feed them, and there were TONS of monkeys there. Pretty sick, but those monkeys are smart mofos.

[froggystyle]

Id start throwing crap i fI didnt get fed either

[m0j0]

i like penguins, too

[zenbooty]

Penguins is practically chickens.

[apmiller]

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

They can kick any monkey's butt!

[styleee]

Originally posted by apmiller
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

They can kick any monkey's butt!

oh oh oh!!
who was your favorite??

I LOVED Michealangelo!!

he was super cool
http://www.ninjaturtles.com/mailart/mailmike.gif

[Butch]

Originally posted by m0j0
i like penguins, too

Did you know that if you fly low over a group of penguins in a plane (You're in the plane, not the penguins . . . in case you thought I meant you're just in a HIGHER plane flying over a group of penguins in a plane . . . cuz a group of penguins in a plane is patently absurd . . . we all know penguins can't fly), they will instinctively look up to see what's going over them . . . and will continue to follow the plane with their heads by leaning back until they fall over backwards because they can't keep their balance?

I always thought that was kinda funny.

Oooooh . . . I also have a good penguin joke . . .

OK, so a penguin is driving along when he hears this nasty noise coming from the car. Well, luckily there's a mechanic around, so he pulls in. The mechanic tells him he should come back in an hour after he's had a chance to diagnose what's wrong. So the penguin looks around and sees an ice cream shop next door (We all know penguins love ice cream) . . . he heads over there and orders a large bowl. Well the penguin had trouble eating the ice cream because he's got no hands . . . those little flippers just won't do . . . so he just sticks his beak in there and eats away. Time comes for him to go back to the mechanic's, but his beak is a mess . . . ice cream all over the place . . . and he can't wipe it on anything . . . no hands to use napkins . . . so he figures he'll just head over mess and all . . .

Penguin walks up behind the mechanic and the mechanic turns around and has a concerned look on his face. The penguin nervously asks what's wrong and the mechanic says . . . "Well, I hate to say it . . . but it looks like you blew a seal" . . .

The penguin, very embarassed, says "Oh no no no . . . this is just ice cream."

OK, I'm done with my penguin stuff now . . . but anyway . . . yeah, monkeys are the best.

[apmiller]

Originally posted by styleee

Originally posted by apmiller
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

They can kick any monkey's butt!

oh oh oh!!
who was your favorite??

I LOVED Michealangelo!!

he was super cool
http://www.ninjaturtles.com/mailart/mailmike.gif

LEO all the way! "Turtle Power!"

I still have all the action figures in a box somewhere.


Ninja Turltes can kick any animals but! You name it and they can smack it around!

[filaman36]

this is the sweetest site on the web
link: http://monkeydance.terrashare.com/

[m0j0]

Originally posted by Butch

Originally posted by m0j0
i like penguins, too

Did you know that if you fly low over a group of penguins in a plane (You're in the plane, not the penguins . . . in case you thought I meant you're just in a HIGHER plane flying over a group of penguins in a plane . . . cuz a group of penguins in a plane is patently absurd . . . we all know penguins can't fly), they will instinctively look up to see what's going over them . . . and will continue to follow the plane with their heads by leaning back until they fall over backwards because they can't keep their balance?

I always thought that was kinda funny.



ya, i actually read about this. scientists are concerned tho. but i thought it was cute. i mean, the visual is a crack up.

[Jeffbx]

Originally posted by Butch
The penguin, very embarassed, says "Oh no no no . . . this is just ice cream."


HAhahahah!! That's pretty damn funny!