Here is how you can get INSIDE area 51 (in Vegas)

[TheLoneGunman]

I was reading about some auctions and they mentioned one INSIDE Area 51 (the Nevada Test Range).

Looks like you can visit if you are a "potential bidder"

hmmm...

http://www.pacificrim.gsa.gov/fss/sales/doe-terms.htm

[epoxi]

my dad works at area 48, ..jus thought i'd like to mention that...

[m0j0]

i am from area 51. i crashed there a few years back.

[NiceMann]

Originally posted by m0j0
i am from area 51. i crashed there a few years back.

Zoofee is that you??? I thought I was the only one that got away. :)

~NiceMann

[ArkiStan]

no I'm zoofee. He's probably Fartzee-boonee-ploing. I rescued him when I got out. Hey by the way, do you have any zinto-gongzers left? They don't sell them here and I could really use one now.

[TheLoneGunman]

Originally posted by ucbstan
Hey by the way, do you have any zinto-gongzers left? They don't sell them here and I could really use one now.

I hear InterStellerRebate.com will be selling them next week. Only 1.73 billion credits, but you get your credits back in 14 revolutions of the second moon of A'Jiar.

[ChrisMG187]

kinda funny how the government spelled nevada wrong. "NAVADA"

[m0j0]

Originally posted by ucbstan
no I'm zoofee. He's probably Fartzee-boonee-ploing. I rescued him when I got out. Hey by the way, do you have any zinto-gongzers left? They don't sell them here and I could really use one now.

first of all, it's not Fartzee-boonee-ploing, it's fratzee-boonee-ploing. you never could say it since your human midget orgy gone wrong. second, i have some zinto-gongzers...but they will cost you. i wouldn't trust InterStellerRebate.com's gongzers...i hear they are made from cow dung.

[ArkiStan]

Originally posted by TheLoneGunman
Only 1.73 billion credits, but you get your credits back in 14 revolutions of the second moon of A'Jiar.

I don't know about that. Eventually it's free after rebates, but I'm not rich enough to have that many credits tied up for a whole 14 revolutions. And I've heard rumors that interstellarrebate.com might be going under soon. That would suck if they went bankrupt before I got the rebate. And I heard you'll get taxed for rebates that large from now on.

I'm just gonna stick with zeeBay.com.

[cruelpupet]

Originally posted by m0j0

Originally posted by ucbstan
no I'm zoofee. He's probably Fartzee-boonee-ploing. I rescued him when I got out. Hey by the way, do you have any zinto-gongzers left? They don't sell them here and I could really use one now.

first of all, it's not Fartzee-boonee-ploing, it's fratzee-boonee-ploing. you never could say it since your human midget orgy gone wrong. second, i have some zinto-gongzers...but they will cost you. i wouldn't trust InterStellerRebate.com's gongzers...i hear they are made from cow dung.

Hmmm i htink I hit you over the head with my night stick 1 too many times.
I'm Fartzee-boonee-ploing you are my personal servant Ima Yutz-ford-prefect. and it was me who had the midget orgy, not Zoofee!

[ArkiStan]

Jeez you guys are all idiots. :eek3: I was just kidding and you guys just play along like little kids. Grow up for chrissake. :sweat:

[Jenny]

Too funny...

[TheLoneGunman]

This DID start off as a serious thread.

[The Happy Squirrel]

I am Maltodextrin
take me to your leader.
<and im not tlaing bout that psycho GW either>

[Rain]

Did you ever notice how Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy can be used to explain almost everything that happens?


Or is that just me? :)

[m0j0]

so can star wars

[rum]

Originally posted by ucbstan
Hey by the way, do you have any zinto-gongzers left? They don't sell them here and I could really use one now.

Yeah I have some. I'm selling them on ebay.

[rum]

And why would I wanna get in? I'm lucky I got out.

[ArkiStan]

yeah, thanks to ME you did.

[oblongmelon]

Originally posted by ChrisMG187
kinda funny how the government spelled nevada wrong. "NAVADA"

OMG THEY DID!