Funny things to say in a business (Juvenile humor)

[TheLoneGunman]

I'm in a weird mood and figured I would engage in some Beavis and Butthead type behavior.

Recently, I went into a hardware store in San Francisco and said "I need some caulk, can you help me?" (it was only after a moment that I realized the significance...)

Then as I was looking through the earnings reports, I noted one for a cable company and thought of mentioning it to a broker. It would have been wierd to say "What do you think of Cox Communications?" especially if the broker didn't like them and said "I'd just blow off Cox"

I am sure others have been in funnier situations, so please fill up this thread.

[rum]

Walk into a bank and say "NOBODY MOVE! I dropped my contact lense!"

[revil]

or walk into a bank with someone else going in and get in line. wait until the person in halfway in the line and yell over to him, "Hey Jed! Tell me again,what's it mean to case the joint?"

[welfareloser]

this is a non-verbal joke...

a friend of mine is an MD/PhD student, and has to go to some conference with his boss (slavemaster) and the bossman is a cheap bastid and so they have to share a hotel room. they are both male. that would gross me out - who wants to see their BOSS in various stages of undress and in the rituals of hygeine (being that said boss is an unattractive 50-something guy that you have to take seriously even after you hear him hawkin loogies into the shower). i am encouraging my friend to non-chalantly wear nothing but pink panties to bed the first night. i figger that oughtta get him his own room. wouldn't have to say a word...

[LPMiller]

or it might get him unwanted advances...you gotta be real careful with the Pink Panty Manuver.

I and the wife love going to Victoria's Secret whenever they have a 50 percent off sale, because we just love it when some young greeter says 'Hi, our bra's and panties are half off!". Why, we will giggle for days over that.