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cruelpupet
04-25-2001, 12:39 AM
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
hoey222
04-25-2001, 07:39 AM
ni
jase71
04-25-2001, 08:03 AM
Oh! Oh! I'm being oppressed!
topane
04-25-2001, 08:10 AM
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
ironchef
04-25-2001, 08:20 AM
our weapon - surprise.
surprise and fear.
fear and surprise!
our two weapons are fear and surprise and a ruthless efficiency.
ah!
amongst our weapons, are such diverse elements as fear, and surprise.
oh! i'll come in again.
jase71
04-25-2001, 08:52 AM
Run away! Run away!
hoey222
04-25-2001, 09:05 AM
LOOK AT THE BONES...........
topane
04-25-2001, 09:14 AM
It's just a flesh wound
Ice-9
04-25-2001, 09:15 AM
I'll bite your legs off!
topane
04-25-2001, 09:19 AM
Wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty girl. And she must pay her penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the Grail Shaped Beacon. You must tie her down on a bed, and spank her!
pennypinch
04-25-2001, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by cruelpupet
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
*ugh*. Not that I have anything against Monty Python, but this brings back ugly memories of being force-fed Sliding Doors by a particularly nightmarish ex.
Jihforce
04-25-2001, 09:38 AM
*ugh*. Not that I have anything against Monty Python, but this brings back ugly memories of being force-fed Sliding Doors by a particularly nightmarish ex. [/B]
You too huh? Haahaa.
What is it with girls and that movie anyway?
Don't they realize its THAT bad!?!?
Jeffbx
04-25-2001, 09:45 AM
"One... two... five!"
"Three, Sir!"
"Three!"
zenbooty
04-25-2001, 10:19 AM
(knock knock) "Burglar!"
(Old Lady) "Are you an Encyclopedia salesman?"
"No, ma'am, I just want to come in and steal a few things"
"If I let you in, you're going to try and sell me encyclopedias!"
Look, just because some watery tart throws you a sword, doesn't make you a king!
cruelpupet
04-25-2001, 10:44 AM
Eric Idle: Whoa! Is your....is your Glendale wife interessted in...photography? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Terry Jones: Photography?
Eric Idle: "Photogaphs, eh?" he asked him knowingly!
Terry Jones: Photography?
Eric Idle: Snap, snap, grin, grin, wing, wing, nudge, nudge say no more!
Terry Jones: Sort of...holiday snaps, eh?
Eric Idle: They could be, they could be taken on holiday, you know! Swimmin costumes, candid....you know, 'candid' photography?
Terry Jones: No, we dont have a camera!
Eric Idle: Ah. Still, whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Woahaah! Eh? Woahaahaha! Huhuh!
Terry Jones: Look, are you insinuating something?
Eric Idle: Oh, no, no, no....yes!
Terry Jones: Well?
Eric Idle: Why, I mean, you`re a man of the world, squire, you know...you`re...you`ve been around, you know ?
Terry Jones: What do you mean?
Eric Idle: Well, I mean, like, you`ve...you know, you...like...you`ve done it, you know...you`ve slept...with a lady?
Terry Jones: Yes.
Eric Idle: What`s it like?
cruelpupet
04-25-2001, 10:47 AM
"VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!O
http://www.cslab.fredonia.edu/cs207/deppe/montypython/parrot1.jpg
[Edited by cruelpupet on 04-25-2001 at 11:00 AM]
topane
04-25-2001, 10:49 AM
She turned me into a newt!
hoey222
04-25-2001, 10:52 AM
..... i got better.......
ironchef
04-25-2001, 10:53 AM
look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscured colloquialism to imply that my sanity is not up to scratch, or indeed to deny the semi-existence of my little chum, Eric the Half-Bee, i shall have to ask you to listen to this!
take it away, Eric the orchestra leader.
a-one, a-two, a-one two three four
cruelpupet
04-25-2001, 11:01 AM
great southpark video (Monty Python Style)
http://www.cslab.fredonia.edu/cs207/deppe/montypython/spmp_parrot.mov
I'll leave it up for a few days
apmiller
04-25-2001, 12:53 PM
"Well, all right then...RUNAWAY! RUNAWAY!"
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"But they got those big teeth!"
welfareloser
04-25-2001, 03:26 PM
i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay...
spam, spam, spam, eggs, bacon and spam!
cruelpupet
04-25-2001, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by welfareloser
i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay...
spam, spam, spam, eggs, bacon and spam!
WOW, a female who likes monty python, I think Im in love
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
welfareloser
04-25-2001, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by cruelpupet
Originally posted by welfareloser
i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay...
spam, spam, spam, eggs, bacon and spam!
WOW, a female who likes monty python, I think Im in love
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
down, boy! [whack on the nose with a rolled playboy magazine]
cruelpupet
04-25-2001, 04:55 PM
She hit me!
:love: :love: :love:
That just shows how much she cares about me
:love: :love: :love:
Better watch it cruelpuppet, or Sweetness might get jealous. :) :)
Hopper1
04-25-2001, 11:22 PM
we are the nights that go nee
cruelpupet
04-25-2001, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by Hopper1
we are the nights that go nee
Hopper You are Banned from Got Apex!!!
they are the knights who say Ni
ironchef
04-26-2001, 04:53 AM
nuh uh.. they're the night that go
icky icky icky fatang, zoopaa!
ni!
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